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Fairy Mercury is a famous Freddie Mercury (of the 1970s) lookalike/incarnate.

"This day and age Freddie Mercury" claims his adoring fans

Airy-Fairy

'My lyrics and songs are mainly fantasies. I make them up.

They are not down to earth, they're kind of airy-fairy '

Freddie Mercury (circa 1970s)

Airy-fairy defined: lovely, delicate, impractical.

Freddie Mercury's singing was often described as 'delicate'

Loyal Subjects, get ready! The glam rock Killer Queen breaks her public website silence!! The below candids. Her 'windswept Russian prince' and black nails left hand Japanese kimono clad Persian glam rock queen. The 'FAIRY...tale couple' fly off to Russia (tomorrow - Monday, Aug. 26) as well as details of (she's not done yet!!) of Sept. 05 Brighton cabaret show in honour of what wouldn't have been Freddie Mercury's birthday. Near future: the lord of dance, 'this day and age' Nureyev, Rudolf Pavlova finally details his search for his Freddie Mercury - his destiny. Loads more!

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"Mr. X" -- As you guys know, Pavlova and Fairy have been in Russia all week. They have no plans to post to either the fan club site or public site while there. Pavlova was who got rid of me taking part in Fairy's public site. I became her patron. I was truly (and still am) in awe of her extreme likeness of Freddie (who I knew well) and talents. You fans know my 'story', I won't be redundant by retelling it.

The new page (to begin soon), I sat down for a very revealing, candid interview with the Russian ballet danseur Rudolf Pavlova. With the exotic Persian glam rock 'queen' present and hearing all he had to say for the first time. It was very emotional. He covered being age 8 - 9 being present at the ballet great Nureyev's graveside. 'Gloomy Russia' (as he refers to it as) from out of Nureyev's fave author/book by Pushkin titled Eugene Onegin being read.

'He died a year after his 'last love' Freddie 'Melina' Mercury. This is what he fondly knew Freddie as, his last love' the Russian ballet danseur breathed, gesturing for his valet to pour him another glass of Russian vodka. The ever so elegant Fairy, preening the top of her midnight black hair, sips wine an intense nervous look on her face.

Read it in its entirety coming soon to new page Airy-Fairy.

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Hello dears. Just a quick note My PR man said Rudy and I would be on over the weekend. We won't. We are here in Russia and are very busy! We leave Russia back to England tomorrow. As you know, I will be performing in Brighton

on 5 Sept. The new page will start sometime this coming week, hopefully. All the best, Fairy

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - We will transfer some of what has been posted to new page, along with two new photos.

I am told fans have had much to say. My femmka found one in particular. As you, her adoring fans, know, I don't read the fan club comments. But she will tell me of some of them. She tells me conversation among many of you about new photos. She found very funny 'zoom in and you can see Fairy's nip-slip in her kimono' comment she pointed out to me. I refrained from replying about ... that ... (something sexual I could have said to her) instead, I tell her, 'well then, those are true fans when they study everything in detail.' She purred, 'Freddie spoke of that in a 1974 interview. Fans studying him in details.' Other photo ... we'll leave that for the exotic creature to tell of on new page. I tell this instead. She was playing a game and the beginning of it has the 'prince' riding a white stallion. He stops on cliff and his hair is blowing across his face. She purrs, 'princes are always depicted with light brown hair.' in dreamy lilting voice. I tell her, 'I only dance as princes.' She doesn't listen. I found it embarrassing the game had the 'prince' with the 'windswept hair' she keeps on about me. She's fond of taking photos of ... I had my valet make a gif of the part of the game. ​

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Loyal Subjects, for those in and around Brighton (England) tonight's the night! 05 Sept. was the birth of a glam rock legend Queen's Freddie Mercury. Incarnate of (1970s) Freddie, Fairy Mercury performs in Brighton in memory of her idol. Who's ready to see some of the below (minus the ballet. Pavlova doesn't do cabaret).

The 'FAIRY...tale couple' will be on for certain over the weekend.

Glam rock queen Fairy Mercury performing live

(Featuring Russian ballet danseur Pavlova)

'We Are The Champions' - Vienna, Austria

'Big Spender' (2 different performances) Brighton cabaret, England

'White Queen (As It Began)' - Paris, France

 

Page the video appears on: Phoenix Reborn

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Brighton Rock

A happy pair they made, so decorously laid

'Neath the gay illuminations all along the promenade

(from Queen's 'Brighton Rock')

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Fairy Brings Eroticism To Brighton And Pavlova's Splendid Surprise

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The divine lush creature, that is Fairy Mercury, only does concerts on Friday and Saturdays. You know, the old weekend bit. End of the week and people go out to 'enjoy a little naughty decadence. Take in one of my rock concerts or the ballet of Pavlova.' purrs Fairy. On her very active fan club site (if you're not a member, you seriously are missing out,

so consider joining, true fans), the glam rock queen posted, 'oh my god! I'm corrupting you, my precious honies! Now you're going to call off from work on Friday just to see me perform Thursday!' When early on in the week, she had posted, 'I told my manager (Hal Hamochi, who also owns the cabaret) 'my luck, Freddie's birthday fell on a weekday.

What if hardly anyone shows up?!' He told me, 'trust me, they will' -- And, boy, did they!! Fairy's fans in and around Brighton packed the place!!

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Highlights in photos from Fairy's Brighton show in honour of what would have been Freddie Mercury's birthday

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Pavlova surprised Fairy. He doesn't do cabaret. The stage isn't large enough for him to 'fly' and ballet is not cabaret material. As the ever so elegant glam rock Killer Queen was at the end of her 'champagne birthday toast' to her idol Freddie Mercury in memory of what would have been the music legend's birthday, Pavlova pirouetted his way across the stage to Fairy, ending in an arabesque then gracefully went to his knees (photo below left).

Obviously not a part of her gig, the very surprised Fairy nervously laughed, purring, 'oh my! What is this sexy shirtless man doing?!"

Pavlova rose, arm around the effeminate queen, he breathed, 'join me and Fairy in singing happy birthday to Freddie, as blasé as that is.' The campy queen joked, 'let's sing it in Hindi!' The audience (fans) went wild as Fairy did just that!

Her very own campy Hindi rendition of the 'blasé' happy birthday song, while Pavlova humorously 'orchestrated' her with a pair of chopsticks (wherever they came from!). Indeed, it was one wild campy night to remember! We're sure Freddie would have been well pleased.

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Later ... the 'FAIRY ... tale couple' will be on soon to discuss the photos and event. Including behind Pavlova's surprise appearance and Fairy's thoughts on the fan photo. It was sent to the website's email and I thought I would

'surprise post' it to see what the glam rock queen's reaction would be ...

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Message From Pavlova

As you, Fairy's adoring fans, know, her weekend mood was ruined. ​The photo of me with the cropped off "Mr. X" was us joking about my Russian Tatar temper. That has been provoked. [rest omitted]

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Rudy darling, I am all right now. I am glad you put an end to what you did for me...

Tomorrow, my precious fans, we will continue. I don't know about that tart with tits on full display in the black satin catsuit ... but oh my!! That sexy shirtless man was quite the delectable surprise. All that discussed tomorrow.

Umm... am I leaving anything out? ... the word hat keeps coming to mind ... Oh well, dears, I'll think of it sooner or later

(wink*wink). See you tomorrow. Thank all of you for your fandom! Fairy xx​

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From "Mr. X" - [omitted] To the divine lush creature, your fans carrying on over what you posted. Your 'lead-in' to what they can expect tomorrow. I personally can't wait.

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ 'Mr. X', I mean, 'putting men on the map' being said about Nureyev ... Mmm... I fucking love it!!

I want a documentary made on me. *pouts*  I just had to re-post it from off Pouncing And Pooving page where you last existed before Rudy told you to piss off.

From 'Mr. X' - LOL! Ever so elegant one, I promise we'll put together a documentary on you. I remember that footage. I had to do some cock sucking (No! Seriously!!) of ... Pavlova ... estate just to obtain it. I had to request an audience of Sir Thomas to get it. It's from off a rare Nureyev documentary. I can't wait until tomorrow. I'm being fanatic myself over your 'lead-in' you did ...

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I just can't!! You did whaaaat?! Rudy is laughing, dear. This is what he said about what you wrote,

'well then, I'm sure Sir Thomas enjoyed that even though they don't use their dicks after 60.' I mean, he just won't drop it about me having said that back when. I cuffed him and told him, 'he wasn't meaning it literally!'

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From 'Mr. X' - Too funny! Your ballet bad boy would be amused by your campiness. It's so Freddie... I'm surprised your naughty little mind didn't quit reading after 'cock sucking of ... Pavlova ...' .........

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) -- 'Mr. X', oh she did. She just doesn't tell of these things of herself. I too can not wait until tomorrow ... We keep this on here, yes? The rest goes.

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From 'Mr. X' - Yes! Of course!! Also, please keep Killer Queen's 'lead-in' about what her adoring fans can expect tomorrow.

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I'm still trying to think of it, dears. Something about a hat and 'tiny white wrap top thing' ...

Loyal Subjects - We apologize for the inconvenience. Btw, it pays to be a fan club member so you can stay informed through the fan club .... We have been experiencing issues with the public site's editor. I was just now (after HOURS) able to load it. It is now after 7pm here in London. Fairy and Pavlova will try to be on tomorrow.

If it isn't one thing, it's another! -- JS, PR for FM

Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I tell Jorge Schumann I do his PR duties today. Fairy is upset. We had to unblock. Oh well, we just ignore. Not important. We only wish we were able to get new hosting, but too much hassle. Damn site editor has issues in Chrome and Firefox. Other browsers we will not use just to do this. That's ridiculous. So we try to manage.

We have decided to rid of using mask emails Relay and get @fairymercury.com next it's offered. Enough on boring.

My surprise. My femmka - your star - she pouts lusciously sensuous full lips over I don't do cabaret. I tell her, 'ballet is not cabaret material and stage is far too small. I can not 'fly' on small stages. I will be in audience supporting you, baby.'

Once again, I forget how she is over ... that. She gaspily purrs, 'whaat?! I mean, oh never mind!!' and hurries away.

That is when I decide to surprise the lovely creature. I wait for right moment and decide moment will be when she does the 'champagne birthday toast'. She tells me later that she looked for me and saw I was no longer where I was seated and had thought I left. I let her tell now.

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ As Rudy wrote, dears, those who weren't there, I had it sat up that I was to perform a medley of Queen songs, on piano, then I was to do the champagne birthday toast, then I would perform a few Queen songs not on piano. As I got up from the piano, I saw Rudy was no longer there where he was seated. I started to get a bit upset and puzzled as to why! But the show must go on, so I started the toast. I was surprised when he came dancing across the stage and went to his knees when reaching me. The rest we did an ad lib. Him being silly conducting me with chop sticks as I was being silly girl singing the happy birthday song to Freddie in Hindi. It was so campy!!

Then after the show .....

Ha!! (picture me in melodramatic fits of laughter, dears) I was going to pretend this is acting up, and I couldn't continue, but I think I've teased the fan long enough. Aww, don't be 'nervous' of me, any of you my precious fans. I just love meeting as many of you as I can, hearing what you have to say about my performances and what not.

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From 'Mr. X' - I am having issues. I keep getting a pop-up msg. that says 'we can't save your recent changes' blah, blah

technical issue, blah blah. Rolls eyes. Btw, glam rock Killer Queen's adoring fans, Fairy was the one who took the photo of me and her Russian prince joking about Tatar temper. It was a splendid night. I'm sure Freddie was laughing over Fairy's campy singing the birthday song to him in Hindi. I know it 'brought the house down' as they say in theatre.

Killer Queen Fairy in erotic satin knickers look rocking the stage (left) in 'Mercury' filter.​

Hello dears. Rudy and I have safely arrived at his Vienna estate. As I had posted on my fan club site, something horrible happened to my public site! Thankfully we were able to restore it!

We will continue working on my new video soon. Hopefully we will be on (my public site) over the weekend.

Until then, speaking of videos, I randomly pulled this video of mine from the videos page for all of you honies to

re-enjoy. Or to enjoy, if you haven't already. HA! I am so sad that my Phoenix Reborn tour came to an end. As I have said so many times prior, I live for the stage. Performing before all of you, my precious fans. These quote (below) really are so Rudy and myself when we're not performing.

About the video:

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In the words of Russian ballet danseur Pavlova: The video, as was explained to fans, is comprised of selected footage and snippets of performances of Fairy's Phoenix Reborn tour. First leg of tour, which was throughout Europe. Vienna, France, Germany. The song we selected from sound board are:

  •     Killer Queen

  • Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

  •  Flick Of The Wrist

  • You're My Best Friend

  • Doing All Right

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

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** Watch through credits, until video completely ends.

Page the video appears on, including making of the video: Vainest Creature

Hello dears. Rudy will be returning from Vienna to England to be with me. We love each other so dearly. I honestly believe that nothing will ever destroy what we have. He asked me why I am so unhappy. I told him. [omitted]

​When I got together with Greg and Alonso about making a new homepage for my site, I told Rudy my bitchy scheming plans worked! I won't get into what the plan exactly was. We're so done with the stupidity - the cruel games ...

 

Rudy, get your ass back here to your queen! I mean it was hilarious, dears! He phones me too obviously drunk. He told me he lived without me and was so fucking lonely, and he will literally die if I was no longer in his life. He needed a Freddie Mercury to complete him. He sought so damn hard and long for me. The moment I was brought to his attention, he became very obsessively in love with me and would go to extents to have me. Aww. We truly are inseparable. So that's that and we press on.

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I, the love of your life, is your biggest fan, femmka. So I complement the very unique idea you have come up with about site menu and new homepage and your 'bitchy scheming' has went according to plan.

Your site, about you, and no one takes from you! I see to this. It is 6pm there 7pm here. I will arrive soon, femmka.

I can not wait. Each passing moment without you, I die. My heart beats for you and only you, Fairy. You know that truly.

This is us - our creation. Our love you so effeminately lilt about. We had such fun creating this video for you, femmka.

(Making of on pages: Pouncing and Pooving and continued on Repertoire)

~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Rudy darling, this will always be my love song to you. 'You Take My Breath Away'.

When I sang it at our wedding. I'll be anxiously waiting for you in one of my half naked tart looks you so adore.

HA! Yes, my scheming bitch plan is working splendidly. Only people with a REAL interest in me will venture to the

new menu, and beyond ... Text me something romantic when your private plane arrives, and you're in your limo on your way to my greedy slender paws, dear.

Rudy, you'll have a laugh over this one. 'The flowery woman' as you call my mum Jasmine. I phoned her yesterday and she was insisting on phoning you and having a talk with you. I told her, 'don't you dare, mum!! For one thing, you'll be calling me your baby boy, and he prefers the effeminate when talking of me! He's Russian and he wouldn't understand you! I mean, I would be completely humiliated. So don't!' She reminds me of Freddie's mum always telling him

'I suppose you're doing your thing with those boys again.' What a tart!! I mean, mmm I just adore ... boys. I still and forever will laugh over how Freddie was such a tart going about clubs asking 'how big is your cock?'

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Very campy what you wrote. I laughed. Unfortunately, I would decline a call from your mum.

I am hardly a boy, femmka ... I will text as you asked of me, yes. I can hardly wait to see how you dress for me ...

Our wedding and you singing that song during it, exceptionally romantic.

Who got fucked last night, besides me? Instead of texting me something romantic, Rudy texted me something naughty. Do you think it would be gaudy if I were to get the app these people have : 3D seasonal effect animations?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, dear, I'll install it and let you see.

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From Rudolf Pavlova - No. You show me, baby, and I tell if it's gaudy or not, yes?

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Hold on, dear, I'm signing up for a 7 day free trial. Right. I've done all that, so I'll decorate for Halloween. You'll have to go to my site itself, not stay in the editor, Rudy. Refresh, if you do have my site already on your browser. Give me at least 5 minutes, all right? I can't get it to work!!! Let me keep trying.

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From Rudolf Pavlova - I see it now, femmka. It is a thing of theatrical beauty! No, I think it not gaudy. You must keep it.

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I'm glad you like it, darling. It's cute any way. More uniqueness. I'll mess around with it later to get the feel of it. I wanted to do the fairy dust cursor  but couldn't get it to work. Do you think you can, Rudy?

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My precious fans, I decided I don't like my new homepage! Now no one hardly (REAL visitors, that is) interacts with my site!**pouts** They go no further than the homepage. So tomorrow, I think I'm going to put it back the way I had it but change it around a little. You'll like what's up next on this page ... Sweet dreams - Fairy Killer fucking Queen Mercury

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Exclusive Interview! Fairy gets interviewed on what it's like to be so mirror image (looks, personality and talents) of

her idol (1970s Freddie Mercury. The interview will be conducted by all people ballet danseur Pavlova

viVid Photo Studio's Greg Hastings sits in. Coming soon!!

Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Unruly creature 'glam rock queen' adoring fans, we work into the night to change homepage. She is campy queen! We have sex ... then she suddenly decides this. I tell her certain things on homepage needs to go. So we change a few things. Make it more relevant. Then I try to get this 'fairy dust' app to work for her. But first things first, as they say. THEN! We proceed with 'coming soon' ...

​--- This is following day update. It is 2:30pm here, and we are just now waking!! This enticing unruly creature corrupts me and possibly will be death of me yet! We did not sleep until 5am!! She goes into melodramatics. Much panic of her accidental delete of her profile. She does not like to be teased. I will not go into intimate details, but (continue) joke about being jealous at this 'cascading layered necklace'. Then I do something to one of her nipples. Wild feline cuffs at me purring, 'I'm going to start over dressing!' I tease, 'well then, it is getting a bit chilly now summer is over.' She then purrs, 'come on, Rudy darling, be serious! We have to get this done!' then somehow she ends up accidentally deleting her profile. I could not even be her 'perfect prince' to restore it. But today ... Make things short, unruly creature's profile will be back end of day. We wish to revise it first. To Fairy - always you ....

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Coming Soon A Revealing Exclusive!

Russian ballet danseur Rudolf Pavlova trades in his ballet slippers and does the impossible for himself.

The multimillionaire ballet danseur interviews the glam rock queen Fairy Mercury on what is it r-r-really like to be so identical to the legendary 1970s decade Freddie Mercury.

viVid Photo Studio's Greg Hastings and Philip Goldman also sit in.

Russian ballet danseur Rudolf Pavlova mysteriously came into Fairy Mercury's life. Fairy Mercury, who is a mysterious

creature 'herself'. Exclusive, captivating, and very revealing - the truth behind the mystique. How Bahiri Masoudi became the glam rock queen 'Fairy Mercury'.

[Conversation deleted, below is what remains]

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From Fairy: I'm glad you said that, dear, because like Freddie, I am very sexual. I adore men and lust cock. Just as

s/he did. Besides, that's crazy being a fake and getting people (fans) liking a fake. I won't do that! I'm not some awkward fabricated act.

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From Pavlova - I tell you this, Fairy. Something I have been told by MANY important people who knew and worked with Nureyev, Nijinsky and yes, even Freddie ... ALWAYS be yourself. You're better to be not liked for who you truly are than to be liked as a fake. It is the fake that gets liked and you're 'lonely' and become bitter and resentful, even jealous at the fake you that you created and got the world (your fans) to like. I love, admire, adore and worship you, Fairy, because you are what Freddie should have been. Open. Openly effeminate. Not hidden, not ashamed, not afraid to be you and embrace your sexuality. Freddie alone, spent most of his time with subtle messages. Never being able to fully 'come out'. That was that day and age. These days are different. Why there needs to be a Fairy Mercury. Reincarnate.

Redoing Freddie as s/he should have been like. I keep this as intro. to interview, femmka.

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Sneak Peek

The glam rock queen's soft spoken sibilant purr tells Pavlova, 'Freddie was known for frequenting

Country Cousin's Cabaret here in London. It closed in 1985, so I wasn't able to be fanatical by making my start there.'

Read the exclusively revealing interview in its entirety coming soon!

Pavlova (ballet danseur) - We are sorry interview keeps being delayed. We have finally got things under control...

So I quickly share candid with unruly creature's adoring fans. She is very shy of me, as you know. I come into room and

I hear her on phone, purring to whoever it is shes speaking to, '... he would have pulled out, but my tight little ass held his cock inside me.' Her lovely eye lined eyes looked in my direction and saw me. She knew I heard what she was saying. It was very funny! She blushed and ran from the room. She dropped her phone. I picked it up and hung up the call. I haven't seen her since. She is obviously avoiding me because the lovely creature is embarrassed. I think, next we are untied, I will behave as if it never happened. She discusses sex we have with her friends and is too shy to discuss with me. Whereas it should only be between us. But then I have told this is how commoners are. I suppose I should accept this ... She is so very forbidden ... Then there's those enticing ... glossed ... lips ...

FairyMercury.com NOT FOR USE

Fairy Mercury -- I am here at my authorized buyer Francis Boyd's Oxford (England, of course) home. He told me that fans will want to hear from me. I'll try to keep this brief. As long time fans know, I started in 2019. A few shorts months after that asshole film was made. We know which one ... It is now 2024. I have never managed any 'claim to fame' and it's been given long enough time. I told Rudy Pavlova I am content where I am now and no longer desire more.

Content in my limitations with limited exposure. Anything more was obviously never meant to be. I have a little over

16 million people with membership to my fan club. Very active members with a serious interest in my talents. Buying tickets throughout the years to come see me perform live. With my decisions, I have decided I no longer wish to 'publicize' my public website. It will be as what I had Rudy explain (was deleted). A closed private site.

Only for people who reside in European countries and, of course, England (where I reside). I 'won over' the areas

I hoped to and gained many fans.

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I received the Freddie Mercury auction book. Francis gave it to me. A LOT of androgyny. Effeminate. I expected it.

S/he was such a 'queen'. Even a lovely perfume atomizer with tassles pump thing on the washbasin. I've always adored those. So vintage. I have a few. I wish I owned ALL the 1970s wardrobe. That Freddie is my idol who I long to be.

I want Rudy Pavlova to do the interview with me, eventually, when I am better emotionally. I know all of you were very anxious for it. Thank you for your interest. Your entertainer, Fairy

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From the glam rock Killer Queen's PR mgr. - tomorrow, all the boring negativity above will be deleted. I have wonderful news for you, 'Loyal Subjects'! Fairy has quickly recovered. The last 1/2 of what she posted (above) about

the auction book will stay, and it will be where Pavlova's interview with her starts. She's pretty sure 'the little black cat cutely curled in the washbasin' in Freddie's bathroom (photo she mentioned in book) was Miko (ref. Fairy's Profile)

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ It's too funny. First off, we've had a big increase in 'traffic' to Airy-Fairy page. My PR man tried out this push notifications thing and I think it was all sent to the stalking weirdos of the world. He uninstalled it.

We'll start the interview soon. I might include the photo of the washbasin in the Freddie Mercury auction book. To my disappointment, after reading what was written on the page, the cat is Goliath. Rudy Pavlova and I have been so engrossed comparing it to the 2 auction books of Nureyev. Freddie was so effeminate! So much androgyny.

Them asses auctioned it all and I loathe them even more! They even auctioned the layered necklace and the snake bracelet! Not just the wardrobe!! S/he had a bronze bust of Antinous. The story is sad. Antinous was the Roman Emperor Hadrian's male lover who ended up drowned in the Nile. People believe it was either a forced suicide by jealous courtiers and ritual sacrifice. Hadrian built a city in Egypt - Antinoopolis in honour of his lost love. The bronze bust is creepy how it looks like Freddie!! Any way, about the push notifications bit my PR man was being curious about. A little more a of a tease for you, my dears, about the interview. I told Rudy that I actually replicated two of my Freddie Mercury outfits myself. I reveal which two. Can you even handle this?!

Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Francis Boyd (Auction Broker and Fairy's authorized buyer) was funny. Typical 'old geezer' (British talk...) He was present when we look at auction book. He says, 'what the bloody hell were they doing, auctioning off the cats as well?!' Of course, campy queen found this very hilarious and she most likely will be doing camp about the picture when she prepares it to be included in interview. Jorge, how far back we go?! It can't be that far back, considering our ages. While I was 'interviewing', I was very enthralled by this exotic creature and the things she was revealing to me. I tell her, start from the beginning, like a biography. I love her even more, the things she 'revealed' to me about her 'journey' to become 'this day and age Freddie Mercury'.

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I tell this. My femmka is content feline creature over page Airy-Fairy has received large increase of 'traffic', because it shows interest in her, interview and shows us the promo for it is working. Captivating and drawing in audience.

This bronze bust she spoke of, looks a lot like 1970s Freddie with long hair, of course, because what other Freddie is there? ... The Freddie Fairy idolizes, identically resembles, and longs to be. I have decided the interview is to be drawn out over days. It will be very complex. We might lead it up to unveiling a new music video. During it, I reveal a reaction from one of the 'important people' I know who knew and worked with both Freddie and Nureyev, upon meeting and seeing Fairy in person for the first time. The man grasped hold my arm and I heard him quietly gasp, 'this can't be.'

I thought he was going to faint. Even small details, Fairy seems to be reincarnated of Freddie. I reveal what it was.

Both Freddie Mercury And Fairy Knew/Know How To Sew

Will you be as surprised as the ballet bad boy Pavlova was when the glam rock queen reveals this to him and which

of the two 1970s decade Freddie Mercury stage costumes, Fairy herself replicated for herself.

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Candid Fairy Mercury Tell-All!

COMING SOON!

Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio - Let me weigh in on it, Fae.

[Section omitted. What was being discussed was taking an unflattering ID photo for someone. Fairy wanted selected parts kept because of the hilarity]

By all means, I am NOT making light of the very serious subject.

Fairy, being campy queen back when (2021 to be exact), about having unflattering photos of herself being taken.

LOL!! Fans, Fairy, texted me calling me a cheeky sod for posting the screenshot. [omitted] - Greg Hastings

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Photographer, this screenshot you post (which page was it from?) was when divine lush creature and I had first met. Several months into professional and intimate relationship. She is lovely, her reaction to you posting the screenshot. I make attempt at humour now. Left, my criminal mugshot in Assy Warthog style, looking handsomely dashing (teasing, of course, femmka. After all, it's your magnificent 'colourized concept art' and a photo you took of me), and she never takes an unflattering photo, and isn't called 'glam rock queen' for nothing, on right.

Fairy's adoring fans, we start interview this coming week.

~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I mean, what a couple of insensitive ... what name should I call them? ... They have the cheek!

Just ignore them both!! [remaining omitted]

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My precious fans, things were sorted out about the fan so we are going to go ahead and delete.

I would like to keep the parts that were relevant, considering all of you thought it funny. Those two insensitive ...

Well, the one is a cheeky sod. The other is just sexy ... I don't know who the tart is in that unflattering photo conversation. HA! I'll have to think of how we'll keep it by editing out the rest. Any way, dears, we'll be actively doing my public site very soon. xx Fairy

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I sprained my foot during ballet rehearsal. So much for being 'perfect prince' ... The effeminate creature becomes melodramatic over it. She gets on authorized buyer's Amazon account to find something to relieve my pain (that I pretend I am not in). She is so very campy, adoring fans! She purrs, 'Ben Gay?! Who's that?!' (some product that has this strangely for name) then she purrs, 'I'm not having no Ben Gay all over my man's foot!'

So she finds something else. Meanwhile, my valet is secretively seeing to my sprain, as he has with past sprains I have endured. We start interview soon. We are anxious to get Fairy's public site active again.

~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I hope you're ready for the interview, my precious fans. Your glam rock Killer fucking Queen is going all out just for you. Btw, Rudy is so fucking sexy. He doesn't want me to see him limping about. I fucking love him.

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Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: We really can't wait for you guys to read the interview. It will be in-depth. Revealing things about Fairy that you never knew. Sadly, you can't be mistaken for a dead legend (Freddie Mercury), but Fairy gets a lot of double takes from people because they obviously think she seems familiar and try to connect

to 'where have I've seen that exotic creature before?' 1970s decade Freddie Mercury. I sit in on the interview the multimillionaire Russian ballet danseur Rudolf Pavlova will be conducting on Fairy, discussing when I met the glam rockstar and .... photographing (not unflattering photos) Fairy in her mirror image likeness to the legendary 1970s Freddie Mercury.

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From Rudolf Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Fairy's adoring fans, today we begin long awaited for interview. Give us a few moments to get organized. Fairy, I want you to start out by telling your fans, these 'Loyal Subjects' as they have come to be called, how you learned of Freddie Mercury and became not only a fan, but the 'incarnate' of. I'll take a moment to mention your birthname Bahiri means renowned, of which you legally changed to Fairy Mercury. Elaborate, if you will.

An early on attempt to lure or perhaps ... allure fans to join the glam rock Killer Queen's fan club site. Her 'Russian prince' (the ballet danseur Pavlova) kisses the back of a cropped off Fairy's hand, suggesting if you wish to see Fairy in the photo, join to access exclusive fan club content

The above from a book on Queen, the section underlined in orange, is what inspired Fairy's adoring fans to anoint themselves 'Loyal Subjects' after the scan from book appeared on the androgynous 1970s decade Freddie Mercury lookalike Fairy Mercury's website. (**photos, captions and in parenthesis annotations added to this interview by Jorge Schumann, Public Relations mgr. to Fairy Mercury, Myaow Meeow Productions and Haze Theatre)

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ My precious fans, this annoying website editor is giving us issues, as my PR man had posted!

We've been trying to do this for 4 hours now!! I am going to post my reply to Rudy's start of the interview, then we are disappointingly going to have to go off and continue tomorrow. It's taken up 4 hours of our time, and now we have other things we need to attend to. We put aside time to do things like this, only for the time to be wasted on inconvenient stupidity (wildly screams).

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Rudy darling, as you have pointed out several times in the past, we were born in the early '80s. We were 8-9 when Freddie and Nureyev died. Nureyev died a year after his 'last love' Freddie in 1993.  Jasmine my amma (amma is Indian for mother) is a Queen fan. She was upset to learn Freddie died in 1992. She introduced me to Queen's music and albums and pointed out how much I look like (1970s) Freddie. I not only immediately became an avid fan, but I started to collect on '70s Freddie and wanted to be him. I had my amma enrolled me in piano lessons. The start of my aspirations to be Freddie. As for the name ... as anyone can read on my profile page, I took my inspirations from the song 'My Fairy King' and the fairies Freddie drew on Queen's emblem, logo, what have you. I wanted something glam, effeminate, gay, something that represented me as not only an entertainer, but as a person.

Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Of course, 'certain people' will expect me to make this theatrical. Our lives coincide, femmka. Coincide defined: To occupy the same relative position or the same area in space and time. To happen at the same time or during the same period.

Yet, we are from two completely different lifestyles. I was born into great wealth. While you were planning your early on 'claim to fame' as 'this day and age Freddie Mercury', I was in Russia being moulded into 'destined to be the lord of dance'. Then in Paris. At the grave site of Nureyev. His favourite passage from Pushkin's Eugene Onegin being read:

We must leave these sad shores, the hostility of this country ... and languish for gloomy Russia, where I suffered,

where I loved, where I buried my heart.

The music from the ballet Giselle was played, and Nureyev's ballet slippers and lilies (symbolic of the ballet) were cast down onto the casket. Giselle, the ballet that started his 'claim to fame'.

When we continue, hopefully without annoying incident this time, we explore the 'making of Fairy Mercury'.

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Below gifs: Russian ballet danseur Pavlova portraying Prince Albrecht in the ballet of Giselle and Fairy Mercury perfectly capturing glam rock legend Freddie Mercury's effeminate stage presence.

~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ In continuing, the more I learned about Freddie, the crazier it got. How identical I was, not only how I looked so much like him, but everything about me was him! I often, even to this day, would dream how splendid it would be to have lived through the 1970s and be mistaken for him. That was when I decided I wanted to become Freddie. Become an entertainer. Moving forward, as an adult, I sat out to do just that. Fans of Freddie, who read about him know s/he was constantly described as camp. S/he was 'fascinated by camp extrovert queens'. I read that a place

s/he frequented was a cabaret in King's Road, London, named Country Cousins. It opened in 1975 and closed in 1985,

I thought, well, that's out. Because I had decided to get my start at a cabaret. I travelled to Brighton, and it's lovely large gay community, and there I found one to perform. I also performed several small clubs around London as well. But that was after I was able to get together a band. You know, to be my mock-up Queen band. Because I wasn't going to be a fake with tracks and lip-syncing, all that rubbish.

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - As I have told you, femmka, I have been told stories of this Country Cousins by people who knew and/or worked with Freddie. Well then, I can imagine playing these small venues must have been boring, tedious after a while. Because I'm sure everyone dreams big. There must have been a pivotal point.

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Oh there was, Rudy darling. While I was on the Tube (London's underground train system) ...

Well, my life became quite mad, dear! For anyone believing in reincarnation, I literally felt I was reincarnated as Freddie! Throughout my website, it's pointed out the eeriness of it all. Such as what is on the homepage and my profile, the fan who spoke of reading about Freddie, and they felt as though they were reading about me. It became crazy, all of what are the odds that kept happening to me! Well, I was on the Tube and I noticed this guy kept stealing glances at me. Then a few days later, there he was again, on the Tube and stealing glances at me. This went on for a third time! But this time was different. When I got off, he approached me. I actually remember his exact words, dear.

He said, 'I know you might find this a bit strange, I'm sure you know who Freddie Mercury is. Queen. Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like him off the Queen II album? Photographer Mick Rock is who shot that iconic photo. I'm a photographer aspiring to be the next Mick Rock.' That was when I decided I wanted to 'dream big', Rudy, as you are putting it. I thought, why not? I could be a star being photographed and perhaps make a bigger go of this.

Fans, the whole works. Not just settling for 'tribute act' playing to an audience of people just out at a club for a night out, and I happen to be the music for the night. I could have fans who actually pay to come see ME perform.

​Pavlova (ballet danseur) - As I tell fans, the interview will be done in parts. When we continue, we discuss my life of privilege in comparison to her life of struggle. While I had tailors, Fairy managed to replicate two of the stage costumes Freddie Mercury wore for herself. She reveals which two. viVid Photo Studio's Greg Hastings joins us.

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While I was leaping, pirouetting, arabesque-ing my way through grand theatres and opera houses in tailored tunics. Some actually having been owned by Nureyev himself ... My non-ballet wardrobe also tailored, awaited the one to complete me and my 'destiny'. Struggling for success as a 'glam rock star' - as 'this day and age '70s decade Freddie Mercury. Our paths had yet to cross. Fairy, in continuation, tell of how you began to put your pursuit to be Freddie together, instead of just settling for struggling artist, how they say? 'Playing local gigs', yes?

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Where we left off, when I met Greg Hastings on the Tube, he really made me think that why can't

I make a go of it? Not just settle. Why couldn't I have fans who pay to see me. Booked to play venues and not just small clubs. Be photographed like a glam rock star. The whole thing Freddie had. I wanted to be Freddie so bad. I still and forever do. Naturally, you have to have 'the look'. So I decided I would attempt to put together for myself what s/ he knew as 'the black queen' and 'the white queen' looks. The obscenely low cut black and white satin catsuits.

Below are two photos of me wearing my creations. Of course, the photos are the magnificence of Greg's photography.

Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: When Fae and I met, we became fast friends. Endless days and nights, we discussed ways we could go about breaking her away from the doldrums of the club circuit. It's a going nowhere fast ordeal. Small time. As Fairy stated, you basically ask for a booking and people are not there to see you, really, you just happen to be the entertainment for the night when people go out clubbing at whatever club you happen to be booked.  As you adoring fans of her can see from her videos, she is beyond talent! Those who have attended any of Fairy's concerts, you know that as well.

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Adoring fans can only view her on stage, which really doesn't provide up close details. 

When the exotic creature revealed to me, she herself replicated these two alluring satin catsuits looks of her beloved idol, I have had many 'up close' looks at her lovely slender body in the obscenely tight items and she amazingly captured every detail of them. The white one is 'Mercury' with wings on bottom of legs and the arms of the little jacket.

The black one, she painstakingly managed the sequins framing her ... tits ... in the seductively provocative low cut.

Then there's that 'cascading' necklace ... Ahem. Where was I? Although I have never experienced these 'small clubs',

I can imagine they would be what you have said, photographer. I like what you say about my femmka being 'beyond talent'. I too think that of her. She doesn't deserve to be unknown. Well then, along with your plotting the great escape of 'small time', I suppose that would have included using the internet to your advantage. I discuss this with Fairy when we continue at later time.

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Coming Up In Pavlova's Exclusive Interview With Fairy - Fairy's first ever video ... erm ... effort. Ballet deals with

a lot with choreograph. Killer Queen, naturally 'kills' the performance and Greg Hastings takes constructive criticism

like a pro. "I'm a photographer, not a videographer!"

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Left: A very nude Pavlova emulating a famous Nureyev photo shoot by famed photographer Avedon.

Right: Fairy Killer Queen Mercury with black nails and elegant champagne. '70s Freddie trademarks.

Exclusive!

Loyal Subjects, an all new Fairy Mercury video may be presented as soon as tomorrow!! The video will feature Fairy performing 3 Queen songs. One will be Fairy and her mock-up Queen band tackling 'My Fairy King'!

Russian ballet danseur Rudolf Pavlova will be choreographing the video. His interview with the glam rock

Killer Queen will continue soon.

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - No one can do promo as well as Jorge Schumann. He gets Fairy's adoring fans riled.

How you say? 'Blowing up' fan club comments. Fairy has been very pleased with him. When I hired him to be

PR mgr. for her. He is PR for Haze Theatre. She told him, 'never make me boring, darling' So I thought I would personally applaud you for efforts, friend.

My dears, I can hardly wait for you to see my new music video. I hope you know the lyrics, or a lot of the choreography Rudy did with it won’t make sense. ‘My Fairy King’ is quite theatrical.
The songs on is as follows: ‘Keep Yourself Alive’ (me performing it live during my Phoenix Reborn tour).

‘Lily Of The Valley’ and ‘My Fairy King’. We will present the video at the end of Rudy’s interview with me.

 

Pavlova (ballet danseur) – I’d like to add about the new video, at the end, you might need to turn the volume up, as many of you know, she speaks in a soft spoken sibilant purr just as Freddie did… I included Fairy speaking of learning

to play piano. This too is her being eerily incarnate of Freddie, because one of those I know who knew and worked with both Freddie and Nureyev was astonished beyond belief. He told me that Freddie, what is referred as ‘played (piano) by ear’, that he was unable to read music. The same man, when I had introduced him to Fairy, she nervously shyly laughed and the man clutched my arm as if about to faint, gasping, ‘no, this can’t be!’ He said that she is so identical

to Freddie, even the long slender nose that would ‘cutely wrinkle’ when s/he would laugh.

Gif below (right) is of Fairy doing that while laughing.

~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ In picking up where we left off, those asses made that film. Greg and I thought, well, since that joke of a film is doing so well and making Freddie relevant again, now would be the perfect time for me to attempt a ‘claim to fame’.
A lot of that is based on the lame, very predictable dullness, of those asses. You know, when it’s Freddie’s birthday or anniversary of his death, etc., that’s the best time to really press the publicity because you know it will be made a big deal over and people will be online doing searches and whatnot, and most likely if I had a website, it would show up in search results along with other things and sites about Freddie. So yeah, that was some of the marketing strategy that we worked out. Skipping over all the negative experience I encountered, I decided to be my unique self and make my own media and create a new approach at ‘fame’.

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Pavlova (ballet danseur) – Which worked. In continuing to skip over the negativity, when an entertainer has a website, naturally one of the things – how they say? ‘Showcase’? Yes? Is their talents and, of course, photos… I curiously asked you, femmka, what was the very first ever video that you had created in attempt to showcase your talents. You had me watch the video, which actually is still on the site’s video page along with other earlier attempts. Very amateur. Choreograph attempts, that is. I am not talking of the songs, your performances that were added to the videos.

Those are superb. And she laughs ….

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I am laughing, dears! I can’t help but to, and I wish Rudy never curiously asked me. Weeelll, if you must. I had talked with Greg and told him, do you think you would be able to create videos for me? We can’t very well only have photos. So what does he do? He uses that Windows Movie Maker (which is now obsolete – remember all that diva drama he was doing over that, dears? **rolls eye lined eyes…) and he took me performing ‘We Will Rock You’ live (from soundboard) and attempted to make a video to accompany it. Below is the video:

It only got worse, Rudy darling!! He then did one of me performing ‘Somebody To Love’ (that was recorded in my London home) and again, using that Movie Maker, he tried to be different with ‘credits’ and messed that up as well! You’ll see on the videos page under the description of the video where that’s mentioned. I mean, my precious fans, acted as though they couldn't care less! They were so kind and supportive only carrying on over the performance and saying the mistakes made me real and not ‘some scripted flawed fake’ – as many put it. Mmm then you – how did you so theatrically put it, darling? I loved it! ‘Pirouetted, leaped and arabesque your way’ into my life. THAT was the turning point, in not only my music career, but also my life!

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Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: I want to say about the video bit. I’m a photographer not a videographer! When you, Pavlova, were being frank with me several months ago about my amateur attempt at created music videos for Fae, I wasn’t offended. I was relieved that you stepped in and told me that you will now be in charge of choreographing videos for her. The ones you have created are astonishing! You never cease to amaze, such as the newest video you created for Fae. I’ll never forget, speaking of turning points, when you helped me put together the video of her performance of ‘All Dead, All Dead’ (my last attempt at creating videos for Killer Queen, fans!).

When you told me that at the end, the footage when she turns away, to use that spotlight effect. It was so theatrical – dramatic. The fans adored it and I thought then and there, well that’s sorted! I was relieved because I know my limitations and there was no way I was going to be churning out amateur rubbish for Fairy. I absolutely had any know how about creating videos! I used that Movie Maker, and it’s limited, simple and quite amateur options and basically felt my way around it. Adding music tracks, etc. I would present them to Fairy and asked her thoughts, she would only shrug and purr, ‘well, visual is the best. I’m not just going to put audio tracks on my site for fans to listen to. So, you’ve made the effort and it’s better than nothing.’ I knew she wanted better, and I just couldn’t deliver! As I said, I am a photographer, not a videographer!

"... there is much more to being an ‘entertainer’ than that" Russian ballet danseur Pavlova tells his fairy queen.

Right: viVid Photo Studio's Hastings photographs the glam rock queen emulating arms crossed Queen II Freddie pose.

 

Pavlova (ballet danseur) – If I may, it takes away from her very talented performances of the songs if you have a simple video that is comprised majorly of photographs or 'club quality' video (amateur shot 'bootleg' poor quality). You need to highlight her stage presence along with her performing the songs in order to promote her properly. Being from a privileged life and a bit naive about commoners, I actually find it funny, photographer. I tell my femmka that it reminds me of camp comedy of these amateur misfits trying to make the ‘big time’ and muddling along with barely a clue and making up what they think is the proper approach and not realizing all that goes into it. She laughed when I did a comical impression of it. ‘I want to be a glam rock star!

I didn’t sign up for this! I’m supposed to get on stages and perform and be adored by millions!’ No, baby, there is much more to being an ‘entertainer’ than that. Of, course, I forget how she is when I call her this and she gaspily shyly purrs, ‘whaaat?! I mean ….’ and off the shy lovely creature goes, so interview ended up delayed some more.

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These songs are ‘themed’ with this interview. ‘Keep Yourself Alive’ is about trying to pursue being a star. The breathtaking ‘Lily Of The Valley’ – her vocals so very effeminate – androgynous and so very Freddie, is about a search for answers and ‘My Fairy King’ is the too obvious. Mentioned in Fairy’s profile and her explanation of why she changed her name to ‘Fairy’ as not only a stage name for her legal name and taking on ‘Mercury’ of her beloved idol.
The song is most definitely ‘airy-fairy’ and I made the particular part of the video theatrical.
I have Fairy tell of this.

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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I got together with my mock-up Queen band and I told them, I would like to tackle doing

‘My Fairy King’. Do you guys think you could emulate the backing vocals?
We had to do several takes in order for them to get it right. I had no issues with Freddie’s lead.
When I watched the end results of the video Rudy had produced for all three songs/performances,
I once again was awestruck at his choreograph talents. Again, you need to really pay attention to the footage placement he’s done along with knowing the lyrics to the songs. Only then can you truly enjoy the video to it’s fullest, dears. I am doing the honours myself this time, to present the music video. Eek! I’m, as always, nervous to look at the fan club comments to see what all of you will think of it, luvies! We will start the new page 'Dearie Me' soon,

and discuss it further. Enjoy!

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