Fairy Mercury is a famous Freddie Mercury (of the 1970s) lookalike/incarnate.
"This day and age Freddie Mercury" claims his adoring fans
Mild Sensation
Mild Sensation (from song 'My Melancholy Blues'). This page, of course,
will have more of Fairy's Freddie Mercury lookalike-ness. Will also feature details of
the glam rock Killer Queen's spring / summer tour, including the contest winning title
and so much more!
Above video contains the glam rock Killer Queen Fairy Mercury live concert footage with live recording from soundboard of her performing the Freddie Mercury written Queen song 'My Melancholy Blues'. Capturing to perfection Freddie's Liza-esque vocals that he so often did on the many vaudeville, ragtime, ballads s/he was well-known for writing. From the site's Videos page:
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'My Melancholy Blues' live
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The exotic prancer Fairy Mercury's comments on the video: My personal photographer Greg Hastings has completed the video of my performance of 'My Melancholy Blues'. I can hardly wait for you to see it, my darlings! It's loaded with live footage. So come out and see my Flight Of The Fairy show in November! Let me give you a little info. on the song. My beloved idol Freddie Mercury wrote the song as a reminiscent of his idol Liza Minnelli's 'Maybe This Time' off the film Cabaret.
Page the video appears on: A Rhapsodic Fairy ... Tale
Fairy in her 'miZ Mercury' look (Freddie/Liza) in candid with the lord of er ... leather ... I mean dance Rudolf Pavlova in candid shot outside the cabaret (in Brighton) where the divine lush creature Fairy Mercury got her start.
Is Fairy 'a mild sensation'? The 'incarnate' of Freddie Mercury? This page will further explore Fairy becoming a successful entertainer. Embarking on yet another UK/European tour and more!
Tour Achievements So Far:
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Flight Of The Fairy
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Flight Of The Fairy ... Revisited
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Fairy Soars
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Phoenix Reborn
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??? Fan Contest Winning Title For Fairy's 2025 Tour
Will Be Announced As This Page Updates!
Following Transferred From Page Dearie Me
Coming Soon. Ron Craster's (valet to Pavlova, Haze Theatre stage director) candid 'write up' on the 'Fairy...tale couple'
Excerpt from the write-up: '... the man then said to Pavlova, 'the penis makes the man, don't you think? Especially the gay man. The more well-endowed the better' Both the lord of dance and glam rock queen's response to it was hilarious! **Note: In order to understand Mr. Ron Craster's write-up, please familiarize yourself with page Dearie Me
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Ron Craster's 'write-up' as follows:
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I’m sure I don’t need to tell about the man’s ‘importance’. Both Fairy and Pavlova have explained him.
I am not allowed to revel his identity. The Russian ballet lord Rudolf Pavlova, had invited the man to his Cambridge estate. During the visit, the man had gifted the glam rock Killer Queen Fairy Mercury
the recording s/he has mentioned:
...about the one classy gentleman I spoke of, dears. I wish I could pack all of you in tight like Russian dolls.
(Matryoshka - Russian nesting dolls). The man gave me a recording of a Queen concert in Vienna from the Seventies where Freddie said to the fans, 'you're all pack in here like Russian dolls' He said that was Freddie
being obsessed with Rudolf Nureyev. I'll cherish the recording forever!
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He shared with them very intimate sexual details about Nureyev and Freddie’s secretly well-kept intimate relationship. Again, I am not allowed to reveal what it was that the man shared with them.
Although I can say this, it pertained to some things already known (books, etc.) Freddie ‘behaving like a right tart’ (as Fairy puts it) going about gay clubs asking men ‘how big is your cock?’ and Nureyev being known as ‘the most famous cock in theatre’ due to the well-endowed size of his cock outlined in his ballet leotards.
Above photos: mirror images of ballet and rock legends Nureyev and Freddie Mercury. Promo ad for Fairy Mercury's 2024 Phoenix Reborn tour which featured Rudolf Pavlova and his Haze Theatre troupe on tour with
the glam rock queen.
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The man remarked to Pavlova, ‘you're a young aristocrat, Rudolf, so you prefer those improper four letter words (referring to ‘cock’ and ‘dick’ slang one calls the … phallus …) instead of being proper with penis.’ Fairy was seated beside Pavlova on the sofa. I could see Pavlova glance over at Fairy who noticeably looked embarrassed., lowered ‘her’ eye lined dark exotic eyes, glossed lips pressed in suppressed laughter, black nails left hand smoothing ‘her’ satin pant leg. Pavlova replied, ‘well, then, that’s quite the word’ swirling his cherry brandy, looking down in it also with suppressed laughter playing around his lips. The man then said, ‘yes, it’s proper. The penis makes the man. Especially the gay man. The more well-endowed the better.’
I watched as Fairy’s eyes closed as she sat slowly shaking ‘her’ midnight black hair head, obviously trying so hard not
to laugh and wanting so bad to leave the room. Fighting hard to be serious and … proper … Pavlova’s broken English Russian accent replied, ‘yes, most gay men are, yes? I prefer tucked. Well, not mine, of course.’ The man replied,
‘Well, of course.’ The ballet danseur then breathes, ‘why we deecuss thees?’ Fairy tosses her midnight black hair
over ‘her’ shoulder, sibilant purr purring, ‘I asked him if he would share intimate details on Nureyev and Freddie’s relationship, dear.’
Pavlova breathes, ‘ah yes, eets not appropriate, but he has obliged you, femmka.’ then to the man,
‘Forgive. She ees Bohemian way of life, as you must know. Like Freddie.’ The man gazes at the exotic divine lush creature who so eerily resembles the rock legend Freddie Mercury (of the 1970s) slowly shaking his head saying,
‘just a remarkable resemblance to Freddie. Absolutely remarkable.’
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A Mild Sensation?
What The Statistics Tell Us
Is there a need for Fairy Mercury? The resounding answer is YES! The glam rock Killer Queen's fan club site has over
16 million paying members. S/he has made history selling out numerous venues on her past 3 major tours throughout Europe and UK.
I, Jorge Schumann (Public Relations for Fairy Mercury, Haze Theatre and Myaow Meeow Productions) spoke with Marketing Director David Somes. He gave me the above screenshot and told me that the successful entertainer is fairing well as far as being promoted online, having an online existence. One of the 'keywords' (more appropriately, phrases) which is currently ranking at 27 is 'Freddie Mercury reborn'. The public site itself is currently ranking at 20.
'Freddie Mercury reborn' says it all. There is a need, an interest. It is important to have people such as Fairy and even Rudolf Pavlova, keeping a live, paying tribute to the legends Rudolf Nureyev and Freddie Mercury through their eerie likeness and talents. In the words of the man who knew Sir Joseph Lockwood (head of Queen's EMI record label and chairman of the Royal Ballet): ‘just a remarkable resemblance to Freddie. Absolutely remarkable.’
Coming Next: Fairy announces the fan contest winner/name of her 2025 spring/summer Europe/UK tour.
Also, Pavlova and Fairy discuss Ron Craster's 'write-up'.
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Hello dears. Rudy Pavlova and I have decided not to discuss the write-up. We've been at that a bit too long now. It's time we moved off it. I must tell you this bit of naughtiness I was up to instead. I had read this old ... fairy ... tale titled The Necklace Of Fiorimonde. It was so wild! It gave me a very naughty idea. I told Rudy that I wanted to tell him of a story I read. A lovely little Victorian era ... fairy ... tale. I deliberately tarted myself up beforehand, and tried to position my Freddie replica layered necklace as in this concert photo of myself below. I added a delectable photo of my prince alongside it.
His gorgeous blue/grey eyes gazing at me, as I purred ever so seductively, 'it's about a king's daughter. He felt it was time that she found and married a prince. She didn't want to because she was secretively meeting up with an old witch who had given her great beauty and teaching her witchcraft. All that would be found out about if she married.'
At that moment, he took my black nails left hand caressing the back of it, continuing to gaze intently at me, as
I continued purring, 'distraught, Fiorimonde went to the witch and told her of the king's plans and asked what she should do.'
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This is the wild part, dears. The witch gave Fiorimonde a gold cord to wear around her neck and told her that any prince who were to court her, to get them to take hold of the gold cord, and they would turn into a bead on the cord.
When I told Rudy this part, his eyes lowered to my 'cascading down my ... tits ... layered necklace' I mean, it was so fucking sexy, dears! His Russian accent breathed, 'well, then, why would she not want a prince?' Then his lips parted, gazing with an extreme ... aroused ... look at, most likely, my nipple ... His eyes then quickly moved to my face as he breathed, 'so then, I suppose they all turn into thees beads, yes? Thees ees ususual story. Why you tell, femmka?
No romance.'
Like a very naughty tart, I purred, 'I'll make it very romantic, Rudy, darling, if you take hold of my necklace.' He was so fucking erect! It was all I could do to have a quick glance at the distracting bulge in his trousers. Mmm, for my gay honies, I'm sure you know there is something so very arousing about a man's breathing becoming husky with passion ...
He breathed, 'theen what happens if I touch your necklace, femmka? The necklace that I am verree jealous at?'
Again, I purred in the most seductive purr I could manage, 'you've only to take hold and find out.' The rest is too naughty for words. Aww, I know, you're upset and disappointed to know the rest. Oh, wouldn't you just like to know ...
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Now for the tour name contest winning details. Gary Hampton in Cardiff is the winner. The name he came up with for my 2025 spring/summer Europe/UK tour will be 'Messenger Of The Gods'. Which is what Mercury (Hermes) was.
Rudy Pavlova and I will start working on a new video of myself performing the Freddie written Queen song
'Get Down, Make Love'.
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - We much like new tour name chosen. As for what she shares with her adoring fans. She teases. This is what she does. It is why she stops at the ... climax ... she is campy queen like her idol Freddie was.
At later date, perhaps tomorrow, I tell of campiness and ... forbidden ... that happened when I took hold her necklace.
I made it quite theatrical, playing the role of ... prince ... I dance as princes (as Nureyev did), unruly creature is convinced, not to be unconvinced, that I am for real a prince. Fans of Nureyev thought he was noble-royal lineage. They would not believe otherwise. He was very close friends of president of the Royal Ballet, Countess Margaret Snowdon (sister of Queen Elizabeth II) and her husband Lord Snowdon along with others such as Prince Norihito Takamado (prince of Japan), etc. He once was quoted talking about how he danced as princes but was born a peasant. I believe it is because of my great wealth and, yes, aristocratic upbringing that has my femmka is convinced of this. As well as the people that I know. Oh, how we mirror Nureyev and Freddie in so so many ways, my lovely femmka ...
This is most unfortunate, as you British say. Adoring fans of this unruly creature, I have to delay telling what became of her silly girl necklace eroticism. No one know where my femmka is!! The man who knew Sir Joseph Lockwood, etc. had come for tea upon my invite. Yes, he faithfully looks at Fairy's site (you will be surprised some who do, if only you knew and if only we could reveal...) He tells her of time Freddie was being campy queen 'Liza-like', having met this Prince Andrew, Duke of York (2nd son of Queen Elizabeth II). This another 'Lockwood's doings' (as man talks). Freddie's scarf dangling into Prince Andrew's drink, and he took it out, telling Freddie, 'I don't think you really want this getting wet.'
Curious, I ask this man what would a rockstar like Freddie Mercury be doing mingling with Prince Andrews? That it seems odd - out of sorts. But it was very true. Apparently, Freddie spoke of this and it's mentioned in a book.
He said most likely Sir Lockwood's doing and Freddie was very obsessed with the Royal Ballet, literally wanting to join it, and very obsessed and in love with Nureyev. This can not be expressed enough by many I know who knew them.
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Then the man started to say, 'need I remind you, Freddie was very obsessed and in love with Nureyev. Although he wasn't a real life prince' and told her that Nureyev secretively attended Queen's '76 Hyde Park concert. This sent her into hysterics! She shrieked like a wild feline creature and fled the room. We do not know where she is!!
Photographer is looking, entire entourage. I have my people searching for my femmka. I am worried.
Before all this happened, it was funny. She obsessively kept looking at this page to see if I posted what I planned to.
I pretend to be very busy, to tease her. Once Fairy is found, then we continue. -- Pavlova
(Reminder: the gay slang 'queen' refers to a gay male who is effeminate)
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Hello dears. I didn't know I was missing. HA! Those aristocrats ... they tend to be a little melodramatic and theatrical ...
I went into a bit of hysterics when that man mentioned Rudy Nureyev secretively attended Queen's '76 Hyde Park concert. It's been a dream since I pursued my career as an entertainer; to play Hyde Park. I'm telling you though, dears, if I stayed around, it would have given me even more cause to go into hysterics!! The man never got to finish.
Aww, it's lovely how Rudy Pavlova excuses my 'lack of royal etiquette' by telling people such as that man, that I am
'Bohemian way of life'. He refuses to call me a commoner ...
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Anyway, I went to my London home and looked through my collection and I found not only the book that mentioned Freddie having met Prince Andrew but an article. After I had re-merged from my so called having been missing,
the man was still at the Pavlova estate. He told me the rest!! He said Freddie attended the Royal Ballet with that one we know as 'Mr. X' and a few others. This was in the late 1970s. I think 1977-8. That was how Freddie met Prince Andrew. The article reads, 'Freddie planned to take Andrew to a gay club'. Apparently, they (Freddie, that 'Mr. X' and others that s/he came with) were off to the gay club here in London - Heaven - after attending the Royal Ballet. I asked the man if it was one of Nureyev's ballets. He said he was pretty sure it was. Then again, he stressed how very in love and obsessed with Nureyev Freddie was. He told me, 'the only reason I brought it up. It's not to be impressed by that Andrew, but Freddie having that campy queen moment with the scarf which was very Liza-ish. That was a popular Liza look, scarves, you know. One of Freddie's many Liza inspirations.'
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Now that my femmka, your star, has been found, I continue. Although what I write will be disappointingly short. I take hold this 'cascading layered necklace' and I say, 'ah, my rival, I see we meet again.'
Then I say quite theatrical, 'oh! No!! I have turned into a bead!' I release it and pinch her nipple. I tell not the rest. It wouldn't be appropriate for me. Yes, for her it would be because she is Bohemian way of life ... We have such wonderful sex, do we not, femmka? ...
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Rudy darling, no one is impressed by that Andrew. As one of my fans wrote in the fan club comments, 'that Andrew was ugly even when he was young in the 1970s. The man is right, the only worth mentioning is Freddie's campy queen moment about her scarf in that wanker's drink. All those British royalty idiots are ugly. Dowdy. Half of them are balding twats. Nureyev/Pavlova are true 'princes' even if they really weren't.' I got a laugh over the comment! I thank the fan who posted it. Mmm, 'wonderful' is an underestimate of the sex we have, dear ...
Ahem. Anyway, luvies, originally my new spring/summer tour was going to be named 'Get Down, Make Love' after the Queen song, but I decided on the contest. That's a little behind the scenes you might be interested in. As I mentioned before, the delectable Russian ballet ... prince ... and I will be working on a video of me performing the song soon.
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Fairy, please do delete the 'boring bitchery' you added. [omitted] As for what one of your adoring fans wrote you post about. I laugh a haughty smug laugh. The only British royal family I've ever been impressed with was Snowdons. Because they were Royal Ballet. They were very close friends of Nureyev. I agree that the only thing about that moment was Freddie being upstaging campy queen with her scarf. Fairy, don't delete the Cambridge dictionary meaning of effeminate. It perfectly defines you and Freddie. The word Freddie was constantly described as in looks and personality. 'Queens'.
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Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: Fan club comment among many posted in reply to the one Fae posted about:
'I didn't know princes were ugly. Pavlova and his eerie resemblance to lord (prince) of dance Nureyev perfectly defines what a prince should look like and behave and be like. LOL'balding twats' was a good one, mate!'
The fan club comments are hilarious, Fae... I might like to add concerning Pavlova's comment, Lord Snowdon (as he called himself but he really wasn't a 'lord'. First ever commoner to marry into the 'royal family') was a wannabe photographer. He actually sort of became Nureyev's personal photographer. One of his well-known shoots of the ballet legend was, I believe it was 8 pages, shoot in ... Vienna ... when Nureyev danced Swan Lake which appeared in Life magazine. Nureyev was Snowdon's favourite subject to photograph. The conversation we had on a very long ago page (let me use the site custom search to find it) Too many. I can't. So you fans feel free to read the pages Snowdon was discussed by us: Snowdon. Nureyev and Snowdon were voted the best dressed men back then (1960s -1970s).
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Greg, thank you for that. It hit a nerve with him. He loathed the idea of Freddie being campy queen with that wanker. Not Nureyev and at a ballet at that. He's upset. I left him alone. He started his Tatar temper, speaking Russian and I had his valet translate some of it. He spoke of Dame Eleanor was Snowdon lineage. He's defended the lineage in what he posted in reply to me. He was made to lie. Whereas he is Nureyev and Nijinsky lineage. The lie was an insult because he is pure Russian and Snowdon was British. Only a fool would fall for such an obvious lie. He is glad the truth came out (in 2023) about him and his identity. That article I have, talking of the only thing worth that moment was Freddie bit he wrote in reply to me, that article was like that. I meant to show him it today. It spoke of Freddie wearing a 'skin tight outfit' - obvious more of 'her' tarting it up to get Nureyev's attention.
You know, like that funny dressing in the silver sequin leotard and going to the Royal Ballet for ballet lessons in hopes the love of 'her' life Nureyev would be there. My fans, I am posting below gifs from video footage of myself in replicated look alongside one of MY prince... dancing ballet the day of our wedding at his Vienna estate.
My darlings, you are too funny in the fan club comments today. The replies to that prick Andrew thread. You must stop before I end up popping my ... tuck ... and wetting myself. And you most definitely don't want that, now do you?
I mean, this comment: 'oh go back to being a toad and don't let no one kiss you! Freddie being campy queen upstaged that dull moment. Our Killer Queen's Russian prince (and Nureyev) are the only princes this world needs. Lords of dance!! Beauty, elegance and grace. Not lords of boring serious rubbish politics. I just can't about 'balding twats'. Still wishing I had Pavlova's princely bob hairstyle.'
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Whilst we await Prick Andrew (is that old geezer even still alive?) to turn back into a toad (although we thought it was
a frog that is kissed and turned into a prince. But toad is close enough 😅) never to be kissed again, the Fairy...tale couple will be on tomorrow, Loyal Subjects. Just a reminder, the public site is not posted to throughout weekends.
Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: FYI - the above photo is the very first photo ever taken of Fairy and Pavlova together. The very first time Fairy performed at Haze Theatre. What memories!
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-- Because of the success of glam rock Killer Queen Fairy Mercury's Phoenix Reborn tour having Russian ballet danseur Pavlova and his Haze Theatre troupe as supporting act, it has been announced that they will be joining Fairy on her Messenger Of The Gods tour. Video below is what you can expect:
'Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together)'
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The ever so elegant glam rock queen Fairy Mercury flawlessly performing the Japanese song
of Queen. The video was created by Fairy and the Russian ballet danseur Pavlova, who appears along with
live foot of Fairy throughout. Below is partial what Pavlova had to say about making of the video:
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The lovely part where she clenches gloved hand, I choreographed it to go along with her effeminate vocals singing '...though I hold the flower that touches you'. The song is beautiful. It reminds me of ballet. Disappointingly and surprisingly not written by her beloved idol Freddie Mercury (who adored Japan) but the guitarist. Footage of myself from one of my (less tragic) ballet productions, I add to part 'they'd say we're all fools, and we don't understand'. She was so very lovely becoming ... shy ... purring, 'where did you get that, Rudy darling?!'
The footage of her throughout, is breathtakingly effeminate and androgynous creature. The love of my life. Fairy being from India (as her idol) speaks Hindi and Japanese fluently. She effortlessly sang both English and Japanese lyrics with perfect Freddie Mercury emulated vocals.
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You can read the full making of the video on page: Pouncing And Pooving with continuation on Repertoire
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Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: I want to run with this soooo bad! It would make for good publicity ... and since you, Loyal Subjects, want candid on Fae ... I was taking tea with the glam rock effeminate queen. She received a text.
She is so very shy of Pavlova. She purred, 'what?! I mean ...' in her whispery soft spoken sibilant purr, blushing with a
shy embarrassed look on her face. You guys, I'm sure, know of 'jock straps'. Ballet danseurs wear them under their leotards. I looked over Fairy's shoulder. The text was in Russian. She clicked to translate it in English. It said: 'baby, did you get my last text? Why you not reply?' She was shaking her long midnight black hair head with a lovely elegant ...
flick of the wrist ... of her black varnished nails left hand, then purred to me, 'seriously, Greg, how would you reply having been sent this in a text? I just can't! I mean, he is so fucking sexy!' Holding out her phone to me, a photo of Pavlova in a black jock strap. I wasn't going to read the text that accompanied it. I'm sure it was intimate and none of my business. I almost begged Fairy to come on her site and post about it along with a new photo of Fairy I had taken.
Tomorrow, Loyal Subjects, that and more details on Fairy's upcoming tour.
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Update, along with my shit spelling errors I corrected. As you fans know, Fairy attended the ballet over the past weekend. One that Pavlova danced in. Apparently, he was very ... aroused ... over the 'tarted up' way she came to see him dance. That was some of the very sexual content of the text messages which led up to him sending her the jock strap photo. Some of what I managed to read: 'the dressing room was full of bouquets and boxes of chocolates. The typical gratitude gifts to the ballet danseurs. Bah! These pale in comparison to you, my exotic femmka, looking alluring, ravishing in the VIP section, those full sensuous lips glistening in the dim theatre lighting over the audience.
It is you I long for, enticing creature.'
I am going to post this and be brief and I'm sorry for the negative bitchery once again, my dear fans. This is to my lesbian fans. Above photo of me that my photographer Greg Hastings and I found while looking through his thousands of on and offstage photos he's taken. Dressed in Freddie kimono stage look. You like? I got to thinking about all of you. I wanted to say a special thanks (after thinking of what being a lesbian entails). You're not into men. You only like feminine things. Many of you stated in the fan club comments that's why you're fans of myself (and, of course, Freddie) because of being an effeminate gay male, a 'queen'. Your hatred of straight cunts because of their interest in straight pricks. As I had stated on Dearie Me (towards the end of that page), the only female we accept (me and my people) are lesbians because you're not into our dicks. We're quite put off by cunts because we're not sexually interested in them. Actually, not interested in them period. I'm sick of the intruding cunts lusting after my man and what's with the fucking courtiers page. I didn't know my site was about Pavlova or my entourage. It's about me, the star, the entertainer - the Freddie Mercury lookalike/impersonator.
So I wanted to take a special moment to thank you, my lesbian fans, before I post about what Greg asked me to.
You must realize, which you have (by the comments section) that as an effeminate gay male, a 'queen' (as Freddie was),
I lust cock. Liza Minnelli was known for being especially fond of effeminate. She was married to a gay male (her first marriage). She was very close friends with the effeminate gay clothing designer Halston.
I tend to believe she might have been lesbian, if not bisexual. She is the only female I care anything for because I find it fascinating Freddie idolized her and got much of his androgynous inspiration from her. Liza got herself a ballet man
(Baryshnikov) and s/he (Freddie) got himself his own ballet man (Nureyev). Cute.
So, thank you for your fandom. xx Fairy Killer fucking Queen Mercury
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In a few moments, I will be posting the two photos my photographer mentioned. The one Rudy Pavlova texted me and the one Greg took of myself. Then maybe later today (or Monday. No more weekends...) I'll post about them.
Apparently, we're having issues with my site at the moment. Things aren't showing up.
Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: Loyal Subjects, we are experiencing serious issues with the site. The glam rock queen herself is trying hard to meet the before weekend deadline about the two above photos and the text msg. her prince sent, etc. She wanted to post about. We deleted a few redirects and suddenly the site is loading very slow and certain parts aren't showing up. Frustrating!!! Btw, Fae, what you told me about Pavlova's hand being positioned just right in that photo - teasingly blocking his well-endowed cock was funny. Can't wait until you're able to post about it. The photo of you, so Freddie off Queen II.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I hate when this happens, dears! We have to literally strip my site of many things in order to sort out the problem! So (pouts) it doesn't look like I'll be able to, until Monday, get to tell of the naughtiness between me and my prince. Such as what Greg wrote. I texted that back about the photo because I was quite disappointed that Rudy's hand was obscuring his cock. I was being so camp about it, dears. I texted: 'aww, your hand is obscuring
your ... penis ... Rudy darling. What a tease!' In his reply, he wrote he was laughing because we just have such fun about who the hell uses 'penis'? Oh, I wish so much I could tell all about it. I truly hope we sort out this issue!
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - To fan, both Fairy and I have been in very bad moods when it comes to internet.
Same tired tedious nonsense. Never changes. We have decided to break away from it for a while. Besides, there is more to life than being online. My femmka and I personally can't stand how centred around the internet life has become.
What is wrong with people enjoying the pleasures of life. Not staring at a damn computer screen sitting around on their asses the majority of the day?! Enough on that utterly boring topic. Fairy has decided not to continue what she was doing last on her public site. Next month (March) the tour itinerary for her Messenger Of The Gods tour will be revealed. The countries/cities, venues, dates and times. It will start off on the European leg of the tour in Vienna and go from there. I have one more thing to share with you fans of 'glam rock queen'. She was kind of excited about it herself.
A new way Wix (the company we have her site hosted through) has a new AI generated social posts system. It generates posts for you. That way you don't have to run the damn thing yourself. She hasn't the time and is not interested in
social media whatsoever. I would be completely against her using that platform. The only exception would be the
AI generated posting this Wix is now providing. So we will be creating a Facebook account for Fairy. Facebook and Pinterest are the only social sites she will make an exception to be promoted/publicized on. We held meeting at Haze Theatre yesterday, and it is one of many things we discussed. This AI generated social posts is automatic. It creates posts and automatic posts them to the account for you. She won't need to manage it or appoint anyone else to.
Very convenient. So this will be up and running soon.
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Too funny, dears! So much for that! What I think of that fucking overrated shit show called 'social media'. My PR man tried to sign up an account for me on that Flopbook, and it wouldn't let him because some rubbish about you have to use your real name. Ummm, sorry asses! That is my real name! I legally changed it to Fairy Mercury!
Talking of names, I was so jealous, dears, over some ass having Rhapsody for a name in a book I was reading. Naturally, I was obsessed by Bohemian Rhapsody. Anyway, what we're going to do is use this AI generating thing because it is rather fascinating to create posts for my Pinterest account instead.
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Fairy, not to be 'cheeky' as British say, but you could always have Jorge sign up using your Parsee birth name in hopes the name can be changed in the settings. If not, he can always delete account.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ No, Rudy darling, I'm not that desperate to have a Flopbook account. I had him contact Wix suggesting they add Pinterest. I think it's odd they don't because Pinterest is quite popular of a social network.
I'm just going to cheat and copy/paste one of the AI posts onto my Pinterest account. Wait for it... HA!!
I might even run an ad for it. Rudy darling, pick out a photo of me to 'pin' along with it.
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Now this is funny. Very like you, unruly creature. Asking me to choose photo will be difficult. So give me time to decide, yes? You should run ad. I would be curious to see how results.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I can hardly imagine which one you'll choose ... Rudy, I decided to create a 'carousel'. So let's add a few photos to it. Then we'll run an ad. Hoping you can do that with a carousel. If not, then we'll have to edit it.
It's ugly!! Abort before Greg sees it and gets upset! It's making the photos distorted and cropped!
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - This is funny too, femmka. We can't have photographer turning into diva. Upload them individually. I see why you hate photo galleries for that reason alone. Have you tried the AI generated image these people offer, Fairy? You should out of curious feline using yourself as the subject. One of your 'concept art' creativity.
Perhaps something to use to advertise your tour, yes?
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ My precious fans, I used two of the AI generated posts with two photos of myself I uploaded to my Pinterest account. Here are the links to them: Photo 1 and Photo 2
I should do what you said about the AI image thing, dear, because I bet it would send him into diva mode, and it will be funny. I can see it all now, him carrying on wanting to know why I'm not using his photos.
I'll just ever so elegantly ... purr ... I'm being a creative Bohemian (defined: a person who is interested in artistic and unusual things, for example art, music, or literature and lives an unconventional lifestyle or subculture, followers of which prioritize community living and artistic endeavours while rejecting certain constraints of mainstream society, such as money and social etiquette)
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I have to laugh over this part of bohemian definition: while rejecting certain constraints of mainstream society, such as money and social etiquette. To my 'important people' (as my femmka calls you) reading, now you know why I say she is bohemian way of life. No 'social etiquette' ... Now, femmka, run trial ad for both photos, not just one. Because I like AI generated text you add to them.
Above (left) is actual tunic owned by Nureyev I own. He wore in legendary ballet The Nutcracker. Of course, my femmka's adoring fans, you remember my cock ring ... If you are new fan, click link to learn of it. I had new
custom-made one. This I wear in photo I texted her. But she has decided not to continue that, so you fans need to accept. Express your disappointment all you want. Her music/talents matter more than talk of sex life!
Fairy, the second one, you should link to videos page since AI generated posts mentions performances. Don't dwell on only linking to homepage!
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~~ Fairy Mercury~ I had to redo the one, Rudy, because it already had a view and the damn thing won't let you edit once it does! What do you think, dears?
My 'miZ Mercury' look. Freddie/Liza. My cabaret name combining 'Liza with a Z' Liza concert special (and song) with Freddie's last name. OMG! That AI post generator is addicting! I have yet another one I'm adding to another photo, dears! I'll post the link to it in a few moments. Photo 3 with AI generated post.
​Rudy darling, I tried the AI image thing. Forget it!! I mean, it makes you look like a freak! I even tried it with you, and it even made you look like a freak, and you're such a perfect prince ... I love you, dear, so fucking much! It's sweet what you wrote to those ... important people ... about your forbidden 'queen' (me) in defence of me being ... ahem ... as you prefer to call it 'bohemian way of life'.
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I've received calls, femmka, upon posting that ... I didn't think the image AI thing would go off so well, but AI post/content one is very impressive. Jorge told them so. Why not use it for YouTube? I see that is one of the 'social networks' they have for it. New photo of you is alluring. The 'classy elderly gentleman' was one of callers. He raves over how photo is 'superb' capturing your blue-black hair, the same colour as Freddie's, who described his/her hair as 'midnight black'. Those lips ....
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ One of the impressive things is that it even adds hashtags to the posts it generates for you.
I just might go back for the text msg. bit. I'm over being in a pissy mood. He's MY man, only for me ... I mean, look at the muscles in his ballet legs compared to my slender legs in those two photos I posted side by side of us. I think I will post what I was going to tomorrow about him texting that photo to me.
Close up shot of his legs in ballet 'point' pose. I mean, when he entwines my legs in his ... it's so fucking pure ecstasy!
My much appreciated fans, Rudy and I will be on my public site tomorrow. Meeting our no weekends deadline.
More details on my spring/summer UK/European tour! New music video and loads more!
Aww, I know there are going to be some sad faces, dears, but we are going to have to delay coming on until Monday. We have received some unexpected guests.
So, Monday for sure. Have a lovely weekend and a very naughty Valentine's Day. xx Fairy
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​Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Our 'unexpected guest' is Fairy's mother ... It is the first I've met her since we married 2 years ago. The exotic feline is such campy queen, her adoring fans. She is lovely behaving very embarrassed and shy ... It's a good thing I know Hindi ...
The conversations I overhear are quite embarrassing. I should tell of it in detail later. As you, Fairy's adoring fans know, she has her authorized buyer Francis J. Boyd buy games for her to play. I must tell of this, she has him buy this game about Cheshire cat. She cuddles next to me, playing. She keeps purring, 'awww, aww' I ask her what it is she is 'awwing' about. She purrs, 'the little rat knights are so adorable, Rudy darling. I wish they weren't being so mean to them. Then they have the rat king and he's just as adorable.' As you fans familiar with ballet The Nutcracker, it has the 'Rat King' and his rat army in it. Freddie Mercury wrote on Queen's first album a song 'Great King Rat' ...
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ My precious fans, you don't even want to know how my weekend is going! I mean, it is embarrassing!! My mum Jasmine came from India to visit. I asked Rudy Pavlova to come to my London home. Which he is always hesitant to because it's out of his element. My cats and my mum are adding to the embarrassment! As for that game, it's wild! The Cheshire cat takes off his head, bats it around, then put it back on his body!! Hilarious!!
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I try not to embarrass my femmka, your star, but I must entertain you, her adoring fans, with visit from her mum over weekend. In my upbringing, one thing you do not do, it is very inappropriate, is eavesdropping.
For moment, I lost myself, abandoned all high society aristocrat etiquette and did just that because I was curious.
It was very embarrassing and since you fans clamour for candid, I will give just that tomorrow.
Those lips ....
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - We continue tomorrow, Fairy's adoring fans. Enough boring delay. While you wait, the exclusive interview I did with Fairy on page Airy-Fairy is well worth re-reading. Where she discusses with me her beginnings. As many of you recall, s/he talks of mother being one who 'introduced' her to Freddie/Queen's music.
Telling my femmka, your star, s/he resembles Freddie. While I was being 'groomed' to become 'lord of dance Nureyev', I was made to learn Farsi (Persian language - Hindi). 'Freddie as we knew him - a fairy tale from Persia' from fax screenshot below. Then under it, when my femmka (Fairy) spoke of my legs compared to her slender legs. It dawned on me the other thing in fax of Freddie talking of Nureyev's 'masculine legs'. S/he is reincarnation of Freddie!!
Tomorrow I post what I overhear between 'glam rock queen' and her mum.
The lovely creature has been obsessing to know. We also have a surprise performance from Fairy to announce as well,
to wish away the boring dormant ... melancholy ... winter away.
Haze Theatre/Pavlova estate
Not For Use
Fairy's adoring fans, I hate to be a bore, but we continue this Monday. I went ahead and told her what I eavesdropped into, not to leave her waiting. But I will still post. Then details about performance revealed on Monday. We are just too busy today. Already announced on her fan club site. Her fan club site membership has now reached 18 million!
On behalf of your glam rock Killer Queen star, she thanks all 18 million of you for your fandom and devotion. - Pavlova
Hello dears. Anyone who doesn't have fan club membership, you miss out on a lot. We're not going to spend our time transferring what is posted on the fan club site to my public site. That would be absolutely foolish, because what would be the sense of having a members only fan club site with exclusive content. That includes being kept informed of things, such as what I'm going to post right now. We decided not to continue what was being done last on my public site. The purpose of my public site is to entertain you, my dear fans, and to promote me, the entertainer. My talents as 1970s decade Freddie Mercury 'incarnate', singing, piano playing, stage presence/performances, and I'll throw in,
Rudy Pavlova's ballet dancing and his likeness to Nureyev (since I share my spotlight with him). No off-topic nonsense. That isn't what you are fans of, and it's not what I'm about as an entertainer. I'd like to briefly announce that my authorized buyer (auction broker) Francis James Boyd will now be in charge of marketing. Now with that said ...
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We were going to present the preview of my new video in mid-March, as an intro into my spring/summer tour, which kicks off in April. But we decided to surprise all of you with it now to get things back on topic. Also (as announced on my fan club site Monday) I will be doing an intro performance in mid-March at the cabaret in Brighton where I got my start 5 1/2 years ago. Tickets go on sale for that next week (already!)
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - About video. Fairy decided to go a little naughty, erotic with the video, considering it's sexually implicit, innuendoes of Freddie's well known 'overly sexual'. The complete video we will be gracing you, her adoring fans, with the day her tour begins. April 4 & 5 in Vienna. My femmka was elated over surprised hysterical reaction you fans expressed in fan club comments over video preview unexpectedly being presented to you yesterday. Your fandom is much appreciated.
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Ahem ... do I even dare talk about some of the video preview? ... Right. So, my favourite part of the lyrics of the very naughty song is 'come on so heavy - when you take me'. 'Take' obviously meaning (paraphrasing the line) 'when you fuck me'. Another thing I forgot to mention, dears, is another thing we're bringing the focus of my site back on is viVid Photo Studio's (Greg and Phil) photography they do of myself and Rudy. I know you lot will be excited about that since you expressed such an infatuation with it. HA! It's not like Rudy and I are in any competition with them when we show off some of our photography we take of one another, as well. I'm biting back wanting so bad to have Rudy and I tease about the latest diva moment with Greg ... That's for another day. Love and kisses to you all, darlings! Fairy xx
Francis Boyd, Pavlova and me laughing at the jealous haters. Well, actually, I'm not. More like being a right tart with the delectable princely Rudy Pavlova ... The jealous haters all wilted just because we got my site back on topic of me and Pavlova and shut off the meddling clown act interference. I happen to have fans and hey! This site was created for and about me, so fuck off!! Poor Francis, his partner Paul was teasing him 'sticking out like a sore thumb' being the only one doing anything. Buying games and whatnot for me. Then his pity attempts at trying to market my website. What's with the deadbeat crap? He's already looking at having to get money back (rolls eye lined eyes). 🙄
So my bored half to death precious fans, we're going to get this thing rock 'n rolling very soon, as of tomorrow??
Don't you just love it, dears? The font name viVid Photo Studio's Phil Goldman watermarked the photo with is called palace script. I was going to make it out of one of my colourized concept art photos, but I decided to leave it as is.
xx Fairy Killer fucking Queen Mercury
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Philip Goldman (asst. photographer VPStudio) - Good thing for the fan club site, huh 'Loyal Subjects'?
Apparently, I have been put in charge of candid 'off-stage' shots of the 'FAIRY...tale couple'. I want to make this remark. Francis Boyd will be contributing to Fairy's site and NOT about his marketing efforts the snoopy jealous hater non-fans were all snooping in hopes of getting some sort of mention. Uh... why? Didn't know this site was about the assholes former Marketing Director Dave Somes was lining up to help promote the glam rock queen's site. Man, so glad Pavlova ended that shit show, sparing Somes from that stupidity. Enough on that boredom. I just really can't about ... 'diva' ...
ongoing tease Fairy has about Greg Hastings. I leave it there.
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Francis James Boyd: I'm not going to list my long line of 'occupations' I've suddenly acquired. Auction Broker, authorized buyer for Fairy and now marketing director for her. What a life! This is the only mention the shit gets. I'm not playing around. If the asses can't be prompt, I'm getting refunds. To me, 3 days is long enough to respond, after that, 'you snooze, you lose'. Mr. Goldman, those people were absolute jokes! Only snooping thinking they were going to use Fairy's site for attention. No fans with an interest. Then they all go bye-bye because their stupidity was called out and that damn account Somes created, deleted. Hats off to the young nobleman Pavlova for putting his ballet foot down. It's like be fans of Fairy (and him) or sod off, ass clowns! All those attn. seeking ass clowns were, were fans of themselves and their shit he was wasting money on. Their jackass feedback makes them stars, I guess. Shit excuse for marketing. Amateur cons. Bad reviews galore on Trust Pilot for the ass clown site and their 'sellers'. As if anyone cares,
I might get rid of my Americlown offshore account. I've returned to my beloved England and have been here for going on a year now. I was stranded in that shithole unable to return all due to that COVID and had to sit up business there. What a hassle!
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - We not discuss money, Francis ... S/he is 'daughter' you'll never have, and I felt you were well suited for role of her Marketing Director. You were always, how shall I say? Impressive, yes? as auction broker.
We move on now. We have much promoting to do. Readying for spring/summer tour, just weeks away. We can't disappoint fans. They've been kept waiting far too long.
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Omg, my pseudo father is already embarrassing me! Seriously, discussing money isn't proper to the aristocrats ... I forever will find it hilarious how he thinks you are one, Francis. Most likely because you're an Oxford man ... and your ties with the wealthy as auction broker. It was all because of you that you brought his 'Freddie' (me) to his attention, 3 years ago. Who wants to hear more about my new ... 'erotic' music video? ... Well, you will soon, dears.
Talking of marketing, my site has finally made it 2nd page results on Google. #19. Top keywords/queries for it are:
Fairy Mercury, airy fairy, androgynous fairy. Hmm, interesting.
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I just have to share this with you, my precious fans!! I hope I don't embarrass Rudy Pavlova in the process ... My pseudo father (aka the Oxford man with many occupational titles - HA! A little camp humour for you, dears) continued his embarrassing me offline yesterday. Btw, we couldn't come on (too busy, dreadfully sorry, luvies). He was telling Rudy,
'in my opinion, there is no excuse to not give prompt replies and service online because this is not the pony express days'. The sexy princely Pavlova was looking at him with this gorgeous puzzled look then Russian accent breathed,
'what ees thees? Pony - what you say?' Who knows how he knew the Russian for carriage is beyond me, since Francis knows no Russian told him, 'perevozka. Horse and carriage. They'd send a footman. Oh, way before your time, young nobleman, and even before mine.'
Then that diva of a photographer of mine was so embarrassing the other day!
Actually, the day before we surprised all of you with the preview of my new music video. He watched it and shrugged then said, 'if you'd like, I can find some erotic looking photos and video footage of you to add to it. Or is Pavlova doing all the erotic with his ballet dancing?' I laughed!! He looked offended and asked me what was so bloody funny.
I ... purred ... 'you're just really upset aren't you that you're no longer making videos for me, Greg. Face it, why Rudy took over choreographing my videos is that he knows choreograph through his ballet and theatre, and you yourself even admitted what you were doing was a bit amateur and dull.' He did that lame of them all, the diva drama exit by storming off. When you gracefully exit like a 'queen' or a prince ...
Philip Goldman (asst. photographer VPStudio) - I agree with Mr. Boyd, Fairy. Although you're right, your 'pseudo father' is a bit embarrassing. Because the internet isn't as if you're waiting on the post to deliver a letter. While I'm at it, 'Loyal Subjects', thank you for liking the candid. Btw, the exit thing you wrote is hilarious, including added gif.
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I still not get it, femmka. Why 'express' when this pony is slow. Even my valet was not able to make me understand. He says it's sarcastic, not literal. I break news you fans may or may not like. This page is starting to get too long. Fairy is faced with creating yet another page for her marvellous site which will put it at well over 50 pages. As it not seems that many, but is. I'm not sure I should tell this, but she is unruly creature even in bed ...
After sex we have, she comes up with idea of adding blog to her site instead of more pages. I tell the lovely creature, blog? Why you speak of this just after we have sex, femmka? Tell me, was I dull in bed and your thoughts roam to
blog? What an awful word to even begin with!! It sounds like bog.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Ahem, Rudy darling, I'm going to interrupt what you're writing. As always, the way you talk is so princely and theatrical ... I told him what an absolute joke that I'd be thinking of blogs or even bogs while I'm having sex with a boy, many pardons, man ... who is such a fucking perfect prince!
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Of course, my femmka's reply would be campy ... I forget your shy ... One day, let it be easy for you to talk with me about sex we have, my heart's desire. For I love you eternally.
Ahem ... While the 'FAIRY...tale couple' sort out their sex life, I (Jorge Schumann, PR for FM) will add the above photos of them. The glam rock Killer Queen Fairy Mercury in play blue eye shadow, perched at piano in Freddie Mercury replicated (by Fairy herself) black satin catsuit and the lord of dance and leather Pavlova with his sandy brown bob.
A little DYI, did you know that besides vodka, Russia is well known for leather? It's why legendary Russian ballet danseur Rudolf Nureyev wore a lot of leather offstage.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Omg! Jorge, I wasn't hiring a cheeky sod to run my PR! So it's settled, dears. I become Fairy Bloggery (HA!) once we decide this page has become too long. It pains me, but in all reality, it would become foolish to have well over 100 pages listed on my website. I hope all of you have a fantastically naughty weekend. xx Fairy
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Russian Ballet Danseur Pavlova Trades In His Ballet Slippers For A Paint Brush
Outcome Is Beyond Stunning!
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I trust all of you had this sort of weekend my femmka, your star, hoped for you ...
Yes, 'Fairy Bloggery' is very campy and so much her. Over weekend we were in humorous mood, speaking of camp.
I tell her that 'diva' photographer is embarrassing, yes? We taunt. Let's keep taking photos of each other and flaunt them on site for your adoring fans to see and speak of in fan club comments. These are two. Two more will be posted soon. Then I surprised Fairy with painting I had been secretively working on, using photo of her. Below is the results.
I call it 'Androgynous Fairy Queen'. She was very overwhelmed by it and cried. So we await fans reactions (...and photographer's...) to things I present today, then Fairy and I will post more about this soon.
Francis J. Boyd (auction broker and whatnot) - I am absolutely speechless, Pavlova! The painting you did of Fairy! It has got to be the most beautiful painting I have ever seen! I bet if you auctioned it ... so many would clamour to obtain it. Especially been done by the young multimillionaire ballet danseur 'destined to be the lord of dance' Nureyev lineage Rudolf Pavlova's hand. It's exotic and perfectly capture's her likeness. Where has it been hung? I should like to see the actual thing.
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Thank you, Francis. As with Freddie Mercury (the bohemian creature who loved art and drew much), Nureyev was the same. So I was taught this art as I was 'groomed' to become him ... We have not decided where it shall hang. It will need to be framed.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Francis, he'll have to invite you ... it is at the Cambridge estate. Rudy darling, I see Jorge added captions to the photos. HA! I can hardly wait for that diva to see them. I don't care if he's reading us talking about his embarrassing diva attitude, either!
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - No one likes 'diva' behaviour, femmka. Many great opera theatres are in Vienna. Many where Nureyev danced and Freddie (Queen) performed that show you were given recording of where s/he tells fans 'you're packed in here like Russian dolls' ... Although the opera diva is the 'prima donna', these are insufferable fools offstage. With their demands and utterly foolish tantrums. I still think he's jealous at me ...
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I do too, dear. He sounded a bit jealous when he said what he did to me about the video: 'or is Pavlova doing all the erotic with his ballet dancing?'
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - He needs to stay with photography and filming concert footage. His utterly boring idea of video is photographs put to music. Amateur 'slideshow'. This is not choreography! I thought he admitted and agreed to on amicable terms his limits and what he was doing for you as far a video was amateur?! So why this embarrassing diva attitude? This is funny, fans! My femmka just received text from diva photographer! In it, he says to quit teasing, it is not funny and that we need to quit. Accusing us of calling him 'diva' just to get fans laughing. Photographer is in denial of his diva behaviour!
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ He's accusing me of making it an ongoing joke just to be campy. Rudy darling, you're too funny what you wrote about him being in denial of his diva attitude. I got bigger (successful), and he developed behaving like a diva. The success has gone to his head, dears! HA!!!!
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Francis J. Boyd (auction broker and whatnot) - If I may, I'm surprised the lad hired Philip Goldman as assistant. I think it's clearly obvious what is going on with him, Fairy. I do believe he is acting out of jealousy. At first, it was you and him with the 'dream' of becoming the next Freddie Mercury and Mick Rock photographing Freddie. And, as you said, you gradually became a successful entertainer, 'bigger', needing to add more to your 'entourage' that helps put together your Freddie Mercury image. He found out he could no longer be 'jack of all trades' handling photographing you, filming you, etc. So he had to break down and get an assistant. Then you met your Nureyev to complete you being so Freddie. Well, Pavlova changed the score with choreography and put his ballet slipper foot down about not allowing his femmka to settle on amateur work when it comes to displaying her stunning talents on video. I'm sure you are getting the picture of what I'm trying to get at, explaining the too obvious why the lad is behaving 'diva' as (so her btw) Fairy is being campy queen by calling him.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ The ever logical Oxford man. I believe what you said is exactly it. I mean, if you go to the video page and look at the videos way at the bottom up to 'All Dead, All Dead' (the first Pavlova choreographed) they are very amateur. It's all photos he's taken of me, accompanied by soundboard recordings of me from various live shows I've done. It really doesn't do any of my performances on those recordings any justice. He only somewhat started to improve (and even Rudy Pavlova complimented on it) when he pulled off putting together the video for 'My Melancholy Blues'
A Chance To Meet Glam Rock Queen Fairy Mercury And Russian Ballet Danseur Rudolf Pavlova!
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Your chance, Loyal Subjects, for one lucky fan to win a chance to meet the 'FAIRY...tale couple' in person! Believe me, just the chance to meet multimillionaire lord of dance Pavlova is rarely granted! Then stand in awe at the exotic beauty of the incarnation of glam rock legend Freddie Mercury - Fairy. Well, you can! The contest goes as follows.
If you can guess what the name of the first ever post to the new FairyMercury.com blog will be, then you will win
VIP section to the divine lush creature Fairy Mercury's 21 March show at the cabaret in Brighton and backstage pass to meet the 'FAIRY...Tale Couple'. There have been hints dropped in the past few posts on this page above.
Be quick! The contest ends Friday (14 March) one week before the show!!
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Absolutely Amazing!
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We already have a winner for the contest that my PR man announced yesterday. You absolutely brilliant luvies!
Before I announce all that, I have some wonderful news you definitely need to hear, my precious fans. Upon my pseudo father aka auction broker, my authorized buyer and now my marketing director all rolled into one - HA! (speaking of 'jack of all trades') my site has seen a 70% increase of visitors AND my fan club membership has grown to close to 19 million (was at 18.5 million). What he's 'lined up' to market my site, to get me more exposure to this tired old bloody world is doing wonders! Let me tell you briefly about Francis Boyd (other than what is already on my site about him).
​He has been an auction broker well over 35 years. One of his 'clients', for many years, was Dame Eleanor (of Lord Snowdon lineage). Many long time fans know of that history when it comes to Rudy Pavlova. I've known Francis for over 4 years now. I've made his name searchable on my site's custom search for those not familiar can read. It's too long to go over. My new ... ahem ... blog will start with this, dears. He was sent an invite to the Pavlova estate, in Cambridge,
to view the painting. Tears filled his eyes upon seeing it. He said, 'this needs to be in the Tate Gallery.'
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I was moved because London's Tate Gallery is where artist Richard Dadd's painting 'The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke' hangs. Oil on canvas and described as 'unforgettable and troubling.' He was known as 'the fairy artist' because that's what he painted, was fairies.
Freddie would go there to admire the painting for hours. It inspired him to write the Queen song 'The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke' which is one of my very favourite early Queen songs. I might cover the song. I told Rudy, why not have us combine. Make my new video out of me covering 'Get Down, Make Love' and 'The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke'
Now the winner of the contest is in Scotland, Ian Rutledge, and we will be flying him to Brighton to attend my 21 March show and to meet myself and Pavlova. I loved how he guessed it. 'Fairy Bloggery because it would be an intro into Fairy adding a blog to her magnificently captivating website' What we plan to do is this. The first blog post titled 'Fairy Bloggery' will be just that. We will transfer my PR man's paint brush caption on this page down to here onto the new blog and go from there. Give us a few days, dears. My PR man needs to set up the blog.
Before I close, I want to thank you for all your lovely comments you've been leaving in the fan club comments about the new photos of Rudy and myself that we took of one another. We will be discussing them on the new blog and preparing for my tour! AHHH!! I am soooooo excited! xx Fairy
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I like to take time to thank Francis Boyd personally for his marketing efforts in marketing my femmka/her site. Fairy failed to mention in what she has posted to you, her adoring fans. Her site it now at 17 position on Google. Moving up from 19 - 2 spots. I am touched. She is lovely shy creature. I tell of this because I know she won't. I think it's very funny. Francis embarrasses her. 'Typical old geezer behaviour' is what she says about him. He tried to continue 'diva' photographer conversation while at my Cambridge estate. He takes my femmka to the side and
I overhear him tell her, 'as for that photographer, I truly do believe he's acting out of jealously. As for that remark he made about Pavlova dancing ballet nude on your new video and that lad can't handle the eroticism of it -' She (unruly creature) interrupts, laughingly purring, 'oh my god! Whaaat?! Rudy Pavlova isn't nude on my new video! Well, I mean, we made it so it gives the illusion he's dancing nude. That was my idea, Francis.'
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Francis J. Boyd ('jack of all trades') - It's funny, Pavlova, that you should reveal you were being inappropriate for an aristocrat, by having a nose. I hope Fairy's site reach the top 10 results (first pg. Google) soon. I just want her to become more successful and for more people to know of this very talented creature. Speaking of photography ...
When you emulated Nureyev dancing ballet nude in the Avedon photoshoot. I thought that's what you were trying to create on Fairy's new video preview, because you do look nude. So the created 'illusion' she told me about paid off.
​The profile photo of her you took is very exotic and lovely, Pavlova. It almost looks like the painting you did of her.
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~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Francis, if you will, my site needs more social network, direct and referring visitors. If my Pinterest account doesn't start seeing more action, I'm letting it go. A little pointer David Somes told me. You can tell what's working and what isn't by the activity in the analytics. So go by that in your marketing efforts.