Fairy Bloggery
- Fairy Mercury
- Mar 18
- 8 min read
Updated: Mar 27
In Fairy Mercury's own words: '... I become Fairy Bloggery (HA!) once we decide this page has become too long. It pains me, but in all reality, it would become foolish to have well over 100 pages listed on my website.' Thus, the glam rock Killer Queen being campy as ever decided to become 'Fairy Bloggery', taking to blogging, by adding a blog to her site. A contest for her 'Loyal Subjects' (fans) was ran on what should the name of the first blog post should be (detailed below from page )
Outcome Is Beyond Stunning!
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - I trust all of you had this sort of weekend my femmka, your star, hoped for you ... Yes, 'Fairy Bloggery' is very campy and so much her. Over weekend we were in humorous mood, speaking of camp. I tell her that 'diva' photographer is embarrassing, yes? We taunt. Let's keep taking photos of each other and flaunt them on site for your adoring fans to see and speak of in fan club comments. These are two. Two more will be posted soon. Then I surprised Fairy with painting I had been secretively working on, using photo of her. I call it 'Androgynous Fairy Queen'. She was very overwhelmed by it and cried. So we await fans reactions (...and photographer's...) to things I present today, then Fairy and I will post more about this soon.
Francis J. Boyd (auction broker and whatnot) - I am absolutely speechless, Pavlova! The painting you did of Fairy! It has got to be the most beautiful painting I have ever seen! I bet if you auctioned it ... so many would clamour to obtain it. Especially been done by the young multimillionaire ballet danseur 'destined to be the lord of dance' Nureyev lineage Rudolf Pavlova's hand. It's exotic and perfectly capture's her likeness. Where has it been hung? I should like to see the actual thing.
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Thank you, Francis. As with Freddie Mercury (the bohemian creature who loved art and drew much), Nureyev was the same. So I was taught this art as I was 'groomed' to become him ... We have not decided where it shall hang. It will need to be framed.
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Francis, he'll have to invite you ... it is at the Cambridge estate. Rudy darling, I see Jorge added captions to the photos. HA! I can hardly wait for that diva to see them. I don't care if he's reading us talking about his embarrassing diva attitude, either!
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - No one likes 'diva' behaviour, femmka. Many great opera theatres are in Vienna. Many where Nureyev danced and Freddie (Queen) performed that show you were given recording of where s/he tells fans 'you're packed in here like Russian dolls' ... Although the opera diva is the 'prima donna', these are insufferable fools offstage. With their demands and utterly foolish tantrums. I still think he's jealous at me ...
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ I do too, dear. He sounded a bit jealous when he said what he did to me about the video: 'or is Pavlova doing all the erotic with his ballet dancing?'
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - He needs to stay with photography and filming concert footage. His utterly boring idea of video is photographs put to music. Amateur 'slideshow'. This is not choreography! I thought he admitted and agreed to on amicable terms his limits and what he was doing for you as far a video was amateur?! So why this embarrassing diva attitude? This is funny, fans! My femmka just received text from diva photographer! In it, he says to quit teasing, it is not funny and that we need to quit. Accusing us of calling him 'diva' just to get fans laughing. Photographer is in denial of his diva behaviour!
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ He's accusing me of making it an ongoing joke just to be campy. Rudy darling, you're too funny what you wrote about him being in denial of his diva attitude. I got bigger (successful), and he developed behaving like a diva. The success has gone to his head, dears! HA!!!!
Francis J. Boyd (auction broker and whatnot) - If I may, I'm surprised the lad hired Philip Goldman as assistant. I think it's clearly obvious what is going on with him, Fairy. I do believe he is acting out of jealousy. At first, it was you and him with the 'dream' of becoming the next Freddie Mercury and Mick Rock photographing Freddie. And, as you said, you gradually became a successful entertainer, 'bigger', needing to add more to your 'entourage' that helps put together your Freddie Mercury image. He found out he could no longer be 'jack of all trades' handling photographing you, filming you, etc. So he had to break down and get an assistant. Then you met your Nureyev to complete you being so Freddie. Well, Pavlova changed the score with choreography and put his ballet slipper foot down about not allowing his femmka to settle on amateur work when it comes to displaying her stunning talents on video. I'm sure you are getting the picture of what I'm trying to get at, explaining the too obvious why the lad is behaving 'diva' as (so her btw) Fairy is being campy queen by calling him.
~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ The ever logical Oxford man. I believe what you said is exactly it. I mean, if you go to the video page and look at the videos way at the bottom up to 'All Dead, All Dead' (the first Pavlova choreographed) they are very amateur. It's all photos he's taken of me, accompanied by soundboard recordings of me from various live shows I've done. It really doesn't do any of my performances on those recordings any justice. He only somewhat started to improve (and even Rudy Pavlova complimented on it) when he pulled off putting together the video for 'My Melancholy Blues'
A Chance To Meet Glam Rock Queen Fairy Mercury And Russian Ballet Danseur Rudolf Pavlova!
Your chance, Loyal Subjects, for one lucky fan to win a chance to meet the 'FAIRY...tale couple' in person! Believe me, just the chance to meet multimillionaire lord of dance Pavlova is rarely granted! Then stand in awe at the exotic beauty of the incarnation of glam rock legend Freddie Mercury - Fairy. Well, you can! The contest goes as follows.
If you can guess what the name of the first ever post to the new FairyMercury.com blog will be, then you will win VIP section to the divine lush creature Fairy Mercury's 21 March show at the cabaret in Brighton and backstage pass to meet the 'FAIRY...Tale Couple'. There have been hints dropped in the past few posts on this page above. Be quick! The contest ends Friday (14 March) one week before the show!!
Absolutely Amazing!
We already have a winner for the contest that my PR man announced yesterday.
You absolutely brilliant luvies!
Before I announce all that, I have some wonderful news you definitely need to hear, my precious fans. Upon my pseudo father aka auction broker, my authorized buyer and now my marketing director all rolled into one - HA! (speaking of 'jack of all trades') my site has seen a 70% increase of visitors AND my fan club membership has grown to close to 19 million (was at 18.5 million). What he's 'lined up' to market my site, to get me more exposure to this tired old bloody world,
is doing wonders! Let me tell you briefly about Francis Boyd (other than what is already on my site about him).
He has been an auction broker well over 35 years. One of his 'clients', for many years, was Dame Eleanor (of Lord Snowdon lineage). Many long time fans know of that history when it comes to
Rudy Pavlova. I've known Francis for over 4 years now. I've made his name searchable on my site's custom search for those not familiar can read. It's too long to go over. My new ... ahem ... blog will start with this, dears. He was sent an invite to the Pavlova estate, in Cambridge,
to view the painting. Tears filled his eyes upon seeing it. He said, 'this needs to be in the Tate Gallery.'
I was moved because London's Tate Gallery is where artist Richard Dadd's painting 'The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke' hangs. Oil on canvas and described as 'unforgettable and troubling.' He was known as 'the fairy artist' because that's what he painted, was fairies.
Freddie would go there to admire the painting for hours. It inspired him to write the Queen song 'The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke' which is one of my very favourite early Queen songs. I might cover the song. I told Rudy, why not have us combine. Make my new video out of me covering 'Get Down, Make Love' and 'The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke'
Now the winner of the contest is in Scotland, Ian Rutledge, and we will be flying him to Brighton to attend my 21 March show and to meet myself and Pavlova. I loved how he guessed it. 'Fairy Bloggery because it would be an intro into Fairy adding a blog to her magnificently captivating website' What we plan to do is this. The first blog post titled 'Fairy Bloggery' will be just that. We will transfer my PR man's paint brush caption on this page down to here onto the new blog and go from there. Give us a few days, dears. My PR man needs to set up the blog.
Before I close, I want to thank you for all your lovely comments you've been leaving in the fan club comments about the new photos of Rudy and myself that we took of one another. We will be discussing them on the new blog and preparing for my tour! AHHH!! I am soooooo excited! xx Fairy
viVid Photo Studio's ... Greg Hastings ... on photographing Fairy wearing crown:
'We were at Haze Theatre and curiously were having a nose at a few props. I found the crown and laughed, telling Fairy, 'it would be a bit predictable and lame having you photographed wearing a crown, but let's do it'
It was quite campy. A meeting was held at Haze Theatre. The glam rock queen slinked into the office with the prop crown on her midnight black hair head. Ballet danseur Rudolf Pavlova, dressed as in photo above left, broken English Russian accent breathing, 'eesn't that - no, eet can't be! Yees.That's the crown I wear as I dance as Prince Florimund in The Sleeping Beauty. Where you get thees, femmka? Ah, let me see, you were being unruly creature in props department, yes?'
Campy queen, as ever teased the princely ballet danseur, purring, 'you're a fake, Rudy darling! If it were of any value, what is it doing among cheap props?'
Seriously, fans, their rapport is absolutely hilarious!
Pavlova jokingly replied, 'I've been meaning to tell you, baby, all my wealth has dried up and I've been left destitute.'
Fairy starts rehearsals today 18 March for her sold Brighton show which takes place 21 March, to celebrate the beginning of spring and the start of her Messenger Of The Gods UK & Europe
spring/summer tour which offically begins (European leg of tour) 11-12 April in Vienna, Austria.
The Recent Results Are In! Reign Of The Glam Rock Queen
Both Fairy and Pavlova would like to extend a personal thanks to Fairy's authorized buyer Francis James Boyd. Auction Broker who has recently taken on the task as Marketing Director for Fairy.
These are the most recent results. For those who are not familiar with SEO, believe us, these results are impressively good!
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Just in a matter of a few weeks, we have seen the glam rock Killer Queen's site go from position 19, to position 17 and now it is at 15 on Google. Hopefully, soon it will be top 10 first page results! Our goal is for more and more people in the world to discover this very successful talented entertainer.
Fairy Mercury rises like the mythical Phoenix (Bennu bird) her idol Freddie Mercury depicted on Queen's logo. Reborn from the ashes as Freddie Mercury incarnate.
